Explicit 49 | Mouseturbate | Mousehunt (1997)
Ep. 49

49 | Mouseturbate | Mousehunt (1997)

Episode description

It’s Good Friday 2024! Do you know where your children are? If not, who cares? Drown your sorrows by listening to this episode of Refined 90’s Cinema. This week, the boys are back for a slapstick late-nineties classic Mousehunt. The mouse was a metaphor for life in the post-economic collapse world. Go listen to Watch Out! by Alexisonfire. Good stuff.

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Okay, I'm recording. I started a little later than you, though, because I suck ass.

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That's okay.

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Can we do a clap?

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Yeah, let's do a clap. Count me down.

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All right. Three, two, one. Clap.

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That's okay. That's good.

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I clapped on my when I said clap.

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Yeah, because to me, it sounded faster than mine.

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Okay, well, but also I clapped after clap.

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Well, it's probably fine.

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So yeah, let's do another one to make sure.

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Let's do it. Okay.

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I'll clap after clap this time.

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Okay. Three, two, one.

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Clap. That's good.

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Okay, cool.

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I think that us talking about clapping should be what you put at the start of the intro before the theme song.

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I absolutely will.

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Everyone knows the preamble is the best.

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Oh, good. Three, two, one.

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Clap. Clap.

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I know I didn't clap that time.

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Oh, but I clapped.

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I was just making fun of us.

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That's all it was to.

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Well, it's good to talk to you.

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I know, dude, I miss you.

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It's been a while.

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I I realized I was like, oh, I can't go visit Alex and Steph this summer.

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Oh, man.

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Yeah, I mean, the thing about like the last eight months of my life, it's been like crazy

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because I was working on like a really big production.

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Yeah. And now it's done.

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And I'm like, I'm like easier.

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I can't. Oh, OK.

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No, I mean, later in the year, I'll be able to.

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But I'm not allowed to share it because it hasn't been announced yet.

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Because you told me some a word that I'm not going to say.

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What? You told me a word.

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I did tell you a word.

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So I'm not going to repeat the word, but I'm very excited for you.

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I can talk to you about what I am working on now, though,

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because there's already shorts for the production on Disney Plus.

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So cool.

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So I'm working on Disney Zombies currently.

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What?

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Which is a series based on the live action

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movies that Disney came out with in 2018 and 2019, but it's animated now.

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So. Yeah, that is.

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I'm so proud of you.

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This is like a dream come true.

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It's amazing. It's pretty cool.

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Yeah, I'm supervising on it.

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So. Well, yeah.

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Well, I will say so.

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People will be hearing this after episode 48.

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And you're Owen Wilson.

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Well, is so fucking good.

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Is it really?

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Listen to that episode like three times this week.

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And like your way is like, I can't even do it is so perfect.

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There it is.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I wrote a little intro for you this week.

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Special guest Owen Wilson.

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I think I think I did drop one at the end of the episode.

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I just put it in there.

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What was your intro for me?

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I wrote you a little intro.

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Clear in his throat. I like it.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to another episode of Refined 90s Cinema.

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I am your cohost, Brendan, and with me, a master storyteller

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spinning digital tales that enchant our ears.

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A singing sultan skillfully serenading the stage.

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Your cohost.

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Did you stop because I.

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Yes, I was expecting your serenade.

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Oh, no, I just sang a little bit.

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That's it.

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Your cohost, Alex.

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Hello.

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They already know who I am, but that's OK.

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I like the intro. I didn't write you an intro.

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You didn't tell me to write you an intro.

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It's OK. I'll write you one for next.

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I was working on alliteration and I wanted to make something fun.

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I want to write.

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I'll write what you want for next.

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And then we'll just take turns.

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And this is Brendan, everybody.

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Hello.

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We're back.

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This can be like the start of season two, Refined 90s Cinema, I think,

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which is, you know, we've actually been doing this for three years.

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Yeah, we had quite a bit of a hiatus, though, because we were both so busy

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and Brendan was getting married and all kinds of stuff.

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So and now, you know, it's just.

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So here's a question for you about marriage. OK.

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I have a serious question, because you're like my only other friend

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that's married now, so it's fun to like one of them.

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Aaron's married too, but it's a little different

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because they were married when I met them.

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So it's I don't get the distinction with him.

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It's because like you, you knew them as married.

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Exactly. So I and I know you.

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I knew you a long time before I got married now.

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And now I knew you like through the process.

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So my question to you is, do you and Michelle ever look at each other

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after something happens and you just go, that's marriage?

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Because sometimes Steph and I, like one of us will like fart

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and like some will like make a funny like joke about it.

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And then we'll just be like marriage, baby.

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Yes, I don't I don't want to embarrass Michelle.

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But that's OK. I mean, you don't have to.

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I just I'm glad to know that it's not just us because it's really funny

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that like we're excited about like the mundane shit that I was like, I'm not.

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I don't know. I'm when I'm at home, if I have to tell Michelle something

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and she's in the washroom, I'll just run in there and tell her.

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And she's like, I'm busy and I'm like, I don't I don't care.

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We're married. Yeah, exactly.

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It's an excuse for everything. It's amazing.

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So it's it's fun to drop that like, well, we're married.

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So it is a different you can't stay mad at me.

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We're married.

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I didn't like it's it's like a piece like, you know,

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it's like a peaceful feeling of like this is good.

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I'm proud of myself.

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I don't know. It's a huge milestone in your life.

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Like a lot of people don't even get to this point.

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So, I mean, bravo, us.

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We found women that want to tolerate us for the rest of their lives.

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I didn't think it would feel this way.

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It is weird, isn't it?

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Like afterwards, you're kind of like, oh, this is kind of cool.

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It's like a lot of people say it doesn't feel very different,

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especially if they live together before they were married.

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And I mean, Michelle and I live together for like six months, maybe.

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I would stay at my house very rarely.

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Right. I mean, even for Steph and I, though, it doesn't feel much.

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I tell everyone it doesn't feel much different,

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but it's in a way, it's like there is that I think that you kind of nailed it

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on the head when you said it's like a piece, you know,

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but you just kind of feel it's going to feel at peace.

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So it's like, I like knowing that she's there.

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And when I go through my normal day at work, I'm always like,

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there's like someone else rooting for me.

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That's a kind of good way to look at it, too.

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You always got, you always got your your teammate ready to go, you know.

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Yeah. But yeah, I mean, life, I feel like things haven't changed

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but since you've been here, but yeah, it feels like we're in the heck

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to the last like six months ago. It's crazy.

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I don't. I don't.

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I thought it was like I got married home for Christmas this year

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because we came home in November.

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So you did all your stuff that we didn't really see much of you guys

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because you I mean, I got to be in your wedding party.

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I got to see a lot of you.

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Step didn't get to see very much of you guys because it was a busy day.

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But that's the natural order of things.

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Your wedding was awesome, though.

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Yeah, thank you.

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I'll tell people what we're watching today.

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What are you drinking? So I'm drinking water.

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Oh, but I could go get something.

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I am drinking a vodka.

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So I just give a beer downstairs now that I think about it.

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I could go grab. Let me go grab it. Let me go grab a beer.

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I'll be back.

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And then I could tell you what I just bought yesterday.

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I'm so excited.

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Sweet. OK, say it.

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Hold that thought. I'll be back in a second.

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And while Alex is running for a beer, I'm going to look it up.

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It is called the retro retro fighters.

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I wonder what kind of beer Alex is going to get.

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I'm going to send it to him in messenger and he's going to see it.

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It's good to be back on the BOD.

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Welcome to episode 49 of Refined 90s Cinema

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where Brendan takes over because Alex is gone.

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Because screw that guy. He left.

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I'm back. Oh, he's back.

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Oh, my name was talking shit.

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I started doing an intro like he's gone.

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Well, now that I have my drink, welcome everybody to the first episode

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of Refined 90s Cinema from season two.

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Recorded in twenty twenty four.

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Yeah. This is our first recorded in twenty twenty four episode.

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It is. And I hope there are many more where this one came from.

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So it's it works out because I'm actually drinking Alexander Keith's,

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which is like the Nova Scotia beer.

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So Alexander. And I'm also Alexander.

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So you are. Hell, yeah.

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And Brendan's got his vodka soda.

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And there's ice in it.

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So I apologize to future me.

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I was going to have to edit all the ice sounds.

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I turned off my heater for you so that you wouldn't have to deal with heater background noise.

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I'm very impressed. I'm a kind co-host.

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So we're watching a movie Brendan's never seen today.

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I actually have seen this movie, I'm pretty sure.

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Really? I'm pretty sure I saw it in theaters.

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OK, cool. I but I don't remember much about it.

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I really like this movie.

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And I think it's like a super good 90s slapstick comedy movie.

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OK, which is why I decided to choose it as like the next thing we watched,

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because I thought it would really like bring us back in.

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There's a lot of like funny moments that we could like we can kind of like rhyme off of.

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So anyway, and, you know, I mean, there's plenty of other like fun animal

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based movies that we could do a little in 90s movie.

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I don't know. I think it's like 2001.

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I should remember that little tiny house.

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Ninety nine. There you go.

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I think homework bounds also.

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So I bought myself a retro fighters.

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Have you heard about this retro fighters company?

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So they make wireless.

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They make like, you know, like fight sticks for like people

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who really like arcade fighting games.

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Yeah, I have one.

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So they make wireless.

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They're new, but they're wireless controllers for like the N64 and one for PS1.

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Oh, so you like plug it in still, but it's like a Bluetooth.

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It's wireless.

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So I bought one for.

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Oh, they even have a nest one.

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I don't know if they have a Super Nintendo one.

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They have a Super Nintendo USB controller for the computer,

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but they I don't know if they would have like a wireless.

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So I bought it.

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It's called the Hunter and it's an original Xbox one.

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Nice.

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Except playing a bunch of Batman on original Xbox.

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That's sweet. And it works on your PC, too.

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Oh, dude, I got to look into this.

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I would like to see the link so they have a bunch of different models.

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Cool. Yeah, I'm gonna have to I'm gonna have to get one.

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I I play a lot of like retro stuff.

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So it would be cool to have like a brand new.

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Like because I have a Logitech wireless controller,

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but like it's so used that the plastic is like degrading on the back.

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Yeah, they last a long time, but they don't stay great for a long time.

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And it has some stick drift.

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So like you'll set your stick down

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and your character keeps gliding across the screen.

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That'll happen.

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Last I'm hoping that this is going to be awesome

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and I can keep playing my hacked Xbox forever.

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Yeah, I have a hacked PlayStation,

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so it would be great to get a new controller for that

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and be able to play that forever as well.

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I have like so I found this torrent.

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So there's three.

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If you go on, if anyone's interested, you go on archive.org

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and you can find all of the original Xbox games.

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And there's like fifteen hundred and they're all alphabetically ordered.

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And you could download them and like rip them to your Xbox.

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Used to be like sixty dollars a game, you know, isn't that wild?

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Yep. And then I bought, well, and the thing is for a while,

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like I'd go in the dollar bin at like E.B.

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Games and get like the three dollar games or the five dollar games.

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But now it's like coming back to retro.

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Prices are going up and there's only five or six games

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that I ever might want to own on disk.

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There's yeah, there's some of those like second generation

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video game consoles are starting to be really expensive now.

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So I understand that.

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I actually am going to try and sell one of my retro games.

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So it's kind of cool.

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I have a copy of the original Mega Man with the box and the manual

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and all the inserts and everything.

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But I learned recently that my copy of the original Mega Man

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is not only the original Mega Man, but it is a five screw cartridge,

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which was the very first release of the well,

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the very first cartridge is ever made for Nintendo Entertainment System.

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I didn't know this was a thing, but I learned about it.

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Yeah, so the Mega Man one with the box and the manual

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and all the inserts sells for about $40,000.

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So I'm going to try to put in like a glass case

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and you have those like white gloves.

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Well, no, because it's not in like perfect shape or anything.

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It's in a it's in like a laminate case right now.

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So you can still see the box and everything.

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But the box isn't in great shape.

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The game is in like mint shape.

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So I mean, I already told staff that if someone offers me like 25,

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25,000 just because I'm not.

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Yes. Are you serious?

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100 percent. Yeah, it's a 40,000.

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Wow. Yeah, it's outrageous how expensive it is.

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You could buy a car.

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Yeah, or about half my debt, which is awesome.

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Yeah. So like no one in their right mind

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should ever hang on to something that's worth this much.

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I'm a huge collector, too.

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This is coming from someone who collects all kinds of stuff.

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And I'm still someone who's like, if you have something

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that's worth more than like 10 grand, you should probably just sell it.

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Because it's not going to always be worth that much.

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Did you hear about those hockey cards?

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Yeah, the open box.

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And there there was like statistically

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supposed to be a certain amount of like first season Wayne Gretzky cards.

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Yeah, they don't.

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And so they went to auction and this family got like millions of the way

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that Wayne Gretzky rookie card from OPG.

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I think it was like the 88 boxes or 89 boxes that that had it.

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But that that printing of OPG like way back then

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when they were the wax packs, first of all, the cards are like notoriously hard

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to grade because they're all off center or the bag it's stuck to the pack.

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And like things bad things happen to the card.

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So that's one thing.

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Also, they didn't put only one rare card or one really, really

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like good rookie card in the set because they never knew which rookies

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were actually going to be famous.

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So they just put like an even amount of all of them.

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So there could be like 10 Wayne Gretzky rookie cards in the whole box,

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which is crazy.

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Anyway, I don't know.

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I guess they're worth a lot of money.

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So I did hear about that, though.

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It's kind of like keeps happening.

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Founder, is it Regina or Regina?

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He is Regina.

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Found a case containing 16 sealed boxes of OPG 1979, 1980 hockey cards.

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In some estimates, heritage auctions estimates in the case there are at least

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25 rookie Wayne Gretzky cards and a mint card fetched 3.75 million Canadian.

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So what is that like?

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Two million American.

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No, I'm just kidding.

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When it auctioned in 2021.

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That is outrageous.

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Well, it's like when the original Mario Brothers cartridge

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mint in box sealed sold for like over a million a couple of years ago.

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Do you remember that?

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Yeah, the cards were the ones with the bubblegum.

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Yeah, they had bubblegum in the package with them.

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You have to open one and eat the bubblegum, right?

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Dude, if you have those boxes of cards,

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like I would open them all and grade all the Wayne Gretzky's

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because the Wayne Gretzky in a 10 is worth way more than

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but wouldn't they be worth more unopened because then you don't know.

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No, because the Wayne Gretzky rookie card

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from that set is worth like over a million dollars in a 10.

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So if you get one 10, it pays for the box and be a couple 10s.

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You like make a ton of money off of it.

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So anyway, it's kind of crazy.

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But man, it's so good to like, I know, I was just thinking that I missed you.

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That's awesome. I have to make a plan to come and see you guys.

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Yeah, actually, I was going to say this before before we got going on

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like the movie and stuff is we're now.

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So Dexter passed away in January.

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Sorry. Thanks, buddy.

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I thought you already knew.

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I was sort of just telling I was sort of just telling the peeps.

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I did know, but I'm sharing my condolences again.

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I appreciate it. People don't think I'm a sociopath.

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That's fair.

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So it was hard and it still kind of is sometimes.

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But he kind of like owned the basement of our house.

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Like he was an elderly cat, so he had his own space down there

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that like he was comfortable and he was out to care of him.

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His whole the whole basement was his, really.

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But now that he's gone, we're sort of like fixing up the basement

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and we're going to sort of turn it into about a bit of a guest room.

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Do you want to start watching Mouse Hunt because it's for 1997?

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Yeah, man, it's a good movie. I'm excited.

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I haven't seen it in like 15.

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I have a vague memory of seeing this movie.

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Who stars in this movie?

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Couldn't tell you.

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Let's let's figure out the let's get the cliff notes really quick.

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Mouse Hunt 1997.

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Who stars in this movie?

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Oh, it was also a children's movie, right?

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I think it was like Slapstick.

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It's like PG-13, I don't know about children's comedy film.

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Really?

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Starring Nathan Lane, Lee Evans,

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Maury Chicken and Christopher Walken.

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Christopher.

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Christopher Talken.

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Christopher Mouse Hunt in this movie.

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So it should be fun.

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I'm excited to like to see what's up.

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It might be horrible.

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I remember it as a very charming movie, though, from when I was a kid.

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Please email us.

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We're lonely.

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Email us about your thoughts on Mouse Hunt.

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It's a very morbid start to the movie, actually.

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What the hell?

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It's like a funeral.

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Because someone fucking dies and they got to like go and clean out his house.

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That's the impetus.

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I think so.

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Or maybe he had like a lot of money and they go looking for the money,

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but there's a mouse in the house.

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And they have to, I don't remember.

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I'm just making shit up.

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Don't worry about me.

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Wait, whose voice is that?

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He's making fun of him, saying his suit is gray.

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They dropped him down the stairs.

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Oh, my God, he would fly out of the coffin.

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It's amazing.

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What the hell?

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This is definitely a children's room.

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It's 100 percent a children's room.

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The corpse just flew into a sewer out of a coffin over the road.

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It's Timon.

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That's the guy that does Timon's voice.

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The Lion King.

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My brain figured it out, Brandon.

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It didn't shut off for a change.

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I do like being a trodo, so it reminds me of the Saw movies.

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So they're making, oh, they're making twine.

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Yeah, it's like a twine factory.

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Is that how twine's actually made?

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Probably, probably like back in the day.

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True.

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Now they just have robots.

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I like all these like steampunkies.

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They weren't steampunk back then, Brandon.

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They were just machines.

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Machines, conveyor belties.

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They were just regular.

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I saw, I saw a picture the other day.

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And it's like a picture of the Statue of Liberty from like 1937,

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taken with like the highest end camera you could get then.

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And then it next to it is a picture from 2024

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of the Statue of Liberty on someone's cell phone.

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And it's like a million times nicer than the 1937 one.

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It's just funny how much things have changed in such a short time.

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What is the purpose of this scene?

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To set us up, I guess.

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But like so the man who died was the owner of the twine factory.

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Was he?

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Oh, I guess he would have been.

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Yeah, the whole factory is exploding.

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Everything bad is happening.

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All I hear is to mo my ceramic egg.

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Wouldn't you have like a house to give to his sons?

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I mean, maybe he does give them a house.

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And that's what happens with the mouse.

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I remember them getting a house or going in a house.

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You left his spoons to them.

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I don't think he's dealing very well with his father's passing.

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Oh, see, I called it.

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There's a house.

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So it's very Casper, the friendly ghost.

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That house is probably worth millions of dollars today.

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Actual today, not today.

20:32

You were like, it's very ominous.

20:35

Yeah, with the rain and the.

20:38

I didn't expect it to be so so dark.

20:41

She Ernie, that's his that's his restaurant name, apparently.

20:44

Although, you know what I learned?

20:46

Apparently flagship restaurants are often named for their owners.

20:49

So like Gordon Ramsay's original restaurant, the first one he ever opened,

20:53

was called Restaurant Gordon.

20:55

Creative, successful chef.

20:57

You can tell by how poofy as I realized we were watching Ratatouille.

21:03

Oh, gross.

21:04

Actually, the CGI on that cockroach was pretty good.

21:07

It wasn't decent.

21:08

Ninety seven. Ninety seven CGI, baby.

21:10

He's going to do like a flaming chicken or a duck.

21:14

I have to say, I've never been to a restaurant where they don't ask you what you want.

21:18

Yeah, they also they also never I don't think I could do where they bring

21:22

me a whole flaming duck and it's for one person.

21:27

Oh, no. Why is the fork so out of proportion?

21:32

Oh, God, the cockroach's head crawls away out of his vomit.

21:36

Why is it always the mayor that eats the cockroach?

21:39

So the mayor has a heart attack because he eats a cockroach,

21:42

not like the years of awful eating and overweight.

21:47

Possibly because he's extremely obese.

21:51

This month's string.

21:53

I didn't realize that the string business would be so insane.

21:57

There's a lot of competition in that business.

21:59

Everybody needs string.

22:00

How come every salesman in a 90s movie is like the dude the top hat

22:04

with like the really crazy dad from Matilda.

22:07

Oh, it's his lucky twine.

22:09

I have to say, this was definitely a hundred percent.

22:12

Yeah. Kids movies.

22:15

And then I was in an episode of The Other Limits.

22:17

He plays like a rich old guy who tries to live forever

22:22

and he does the same voice.

22:24

Does he really?

22:25

They just be his voice.

22:26

It's it's his strength to get to his sons, Brandon.

22:31

He wants them to share the string forever.

22:33

He adopted them.

22:34

He's like more feed, more, more feed for our father.

22:38

Oh, he says, promise you'll never sell.

22:40

Poor guy.

22:42

Why is he moving around?

22:43

Like, if you're that old and you're sick at the hospital,

22:45

why are you not really sick?

22:47

Baker.

22:49

Get up. This is abuse.

22:51

Just going to say she's just whipping dishes across the fucking thing at him.

22:55

I don't remember that guy's name.

22:57

Oh, they're going to get a voice.

22:58

He's going to go get married to someone named May.

23:01

Yeah.

23:02

Can you?

23:03

I mean, I guess you can kick somebody out.

23:05

You should have just used the sexual tension to his advantage.

23:09

What? There was what?

23:11

The anger.

23:13

Just fuel fuel her anger into into the.

23:16

The boner.

23:18

Mayor Mick Kringle.

23:19

The boner.

23:20

It also seems like it's the holidays.

23:22

The waitresses.

23:23

Well, not anymore.

23:24

They just killed Mr. Kringle.

23:26

And now it's like later on and he's in like a shitty restaurant.

23:30

He said he can't control every single thing that goes on in the kitchen.

23:32

I mean, do you believe him?

23:34

Steph and I had the best dinner tonight.

23:36

I did like a dope new recipe.

23:38

OK, you're going to try.

23:40

So it's it's like a rolled cream cheese and tomato chicken.

23:44

So like you you like cut the chicken breasts in half

23:48

and then you like lengthwise.

23:49

So there's dinner and then you like, yeah.

23:52

Then you like pound them down.

23:53

You found me.

23:55

You pound that meat, dude.

23:56

And then you salt and pepper it and then you put a layer of cream cheese

23:59

and then you put some garlic powder and tomato and some mozzarella.

24:04

And then you roll it and then you get do like a Dijon mustard

24:09

and mayonnaise like spread and you brush it on top.

24:12

And then you beat it at 350 in the oven for a while.

24:15

And then you put more mozzarella on top.

24:17

It was really good.

24:18

And you could put chives in it and stuff, too.

24:19

You could put whatever you think would go good with the cream cheese and stuff in there.

24:23

Steph and I want to try it with pesto.

24:25

I made a good pesto sandwich the other day.

24:28

Dude, pesto is the best.

24:30

You know, arugula, buffalo mozzarella,

24:34

balsamic glaze, tomato, more pesto.

24:39

It was so fresh.

24:41

We are fucking adults, Brandon.

24:44

We eat pesto and arugula.

24:46

Pesto, chicken, beat your meat, cinema.

24:52

Epstein's bakery.

24:54

Refined.

24:55

To see the name of this bakery.

24:57

You eat cinema.

24:58

It's called Epstein's bakery.

24:59

Why is that significant?

25:01

Like Jeffrey Epstein.

25:03

Who is Jeffrey Epstein?

25:04

The guy who had the private island and the private plane.

25:08

And he was like trafficking all those underage girls.

25:11

You hear about this.

25:12

I didn't hear about this, but it sounds awful.

25:14

Epstein and Giselaen.

25:16

The guy, the guy who died in prison.

25:18

But it's like mysterious.

25:20

But he was friends.

25:21

Like he no one knows how he died in Trump and all these

25:24

like powerful like presidents of universities and shit.

25:28

When was this?

25:29

Like a couple of years ago.

25:31

You never heard about this?

25:32

No, dude, I guess I should look it up, though, because it seems

25:35

kind of crazy. So they got to the house.

25:36

This house was creepy and sparkly, by the way.

25:39

Yeah, they did a bunch of emotional nonsense.

25:41

Brothers got to reconnect shit.

25:42

And we just ignored that and talked about dinner.

25:45

So I didn't get the impression that any that much time had passed.

25:50

No, they didn't even do like six months later or anything.

25:53

And the brother lost his restaurant

25:55

and is working at a diner because he was disgraced

26:00

because of the cockroach. Yeah.

26:03

I feel like if you're that successful, you hire like a public company,

26:07

like a PR company to fix it.

26:10

Oh, yeah. The other brother got divorced.

26:12

Well, we got kicked out of his house.

26:13

A lot. A lot happened in a couple of days.

26:17

Doesn't matter.

26:18

Oh, so they both slept in the bed together.

26:21

There's nothing wrong with two brothers sharing a bed.

26:24

We've shared a bed. We have.

26:26

We're like brothers.

26:28

Also, why don't they like check out the rest of the house?

26:32

Oh, my God. There's like squatters.

26:34

I have a nice pajamas.

26:39

It does look sort of like a full box.

26:41

Actually, like a full body long john.

26:43

I could I could get into that.

26:45

Oh, they're moths.

26:46

It's very like Casper meets home alone, meets the game.

26:51

They hear something.

26:52

So it's like a huge dilapidated, dilapidated, dilapidated,

26:58

dated, dilapidated.

27:00

Now they're trying to figure out where the sound is coming from.

27:02

I love that.

27:04

You see them freaking out together.

27:06

And then the camera, like there's like a wider shot.

27:10

And the one brother is holding the other brother in his arms.

27:14

The Timon one is holding the other one.

27:18

It's as if they are Timon and Puma.

27:22

What the fuck? That's such a creepy.

27:23

And it's like, how did it get up there?

27:25

We see our first.

27:27

We meet the mouse.

27:29

I want this actor to be like a voice actor for so many things.

27:33

So many of the 90s actors.

27:35

There's some like records like tons of stuff for the house.

27:39

And apparently it has some historical significance.

27:43

Oh, it's the missing LaRue.

27:45

It's called because Charles Lyle LaRue is like a famous housemaker.

27:49

Is that? Wait, this actor that's playing this dude.

27:52

Yeah, Michael Jeter.

27:55

Why do I recognize that guy?

27:56

It's a beautiful house.

27:57

Like it has lots of character.

28:00

Who is this man?

28:01

It does have lots of character.

28:02

Oh, he's the dude that played in the air.

28:05

Yeah, the dude with the mustache.

28:07

He wears a clown costume.

28:09

I was saying, the costumes in this movie.

28:12

Yeah, it has 42 of these houses.

28:15

They're trying to sell the house to fancy LaRue, man.

28:18

He's a sly salesman.

28:20

He is a sly salesman.

28:21

I don't know why.

28:22

Look at that guy's mustache.

28:24

So perfect.

28:25

It's actually a very good idea.

28:27

A hundred thousand.

28:28

It is except the fact that eight hundred thousand dollars sounds like pennies.

28:31

Let's inflation calculate is six.

28:35

How much would this house be worth nowadays?

28:37

Let's make it guesstimates first.

28:39

Like not fixed up.

28:40

Just as it is.

28:42

Yeah, like I'm going to say like four million.

28:45

But look at the land, though, that comes with the house, Brendan.

28:47

That's so much land with this house.

28:49

It's got like four acres inflation calculator.

28:52

I'm going to say United States.

28:54

So like do like do like four million in the inflation calculator

28:59

back down to 1997.

29:01

Oh, this is a cool scene where we get the mouse's first person perspective, man.

29:05

Let's do it.

29:06

It's dope.

29:06

Did you ever see that movie, Doom with the rock?

29:09

You get a first person perspective in that.

29:11

According to Omni calculator, home value calculator,

29:15

if you purchased a home in ninety seven for eight hundred thousand dollars,

29:19

the present value would be about

29:24

two million nine hundred and ninety eight thousand dollars.

29:27

Wild. So three million dollars.

29:30

Inflation, baby.

29:31

A hundred and sixteen percent inflation rate.

29:36

Oh, no, the value of the home increased by two hundred and seventy five percent.

29:41

But also like ninety seven, you could buy a house for a hundred thousand dollars.

29:45

Oh, I love that kitchen.

29:47

It is an awesome kitchen.

29:48

It's all like school.

29:50

Yeah, it actually looks kind of like the kitchen

29:53

that was at the place where I got married.

29:55

Like it had all like the old school.

29:57

That's a funny gag.

29:58

Cereal pours out of the box.

30:00

You can't pour it into the bowl.

30:02

Honestly, that's the worst because you have to throw it all out

30:05

because you don't know if the mouse pooped in it.

30:07

Just to mock us.

30:09

Oh, what does that say?

30:10

Oh, and actually, so old farmhouses and cottages

30:15

used to have tin lined cabinets to stop rodents from getting in.

30:26

I love when he smashes him with the broom.

30:30

The mouse was in the other cereal box waiting for him.

30:33

Grab the meat.

30:34

Leave. Oh, now they're running through the house with a broom.

30:37

And this is going to go under.

30:39

Yep. Called it.

30:43

Yeah, this has very like like Merv and Joe Pesci vibes from it really.

30:49

It is very home alone.

30:51

It's totally home alone.

30:53

But together get me my Gouda, which like makes sense for his character

30:58

because he's a chef.

30:59

The mouse got there.

31:00

Arming the trap with a piece of Gouda and the mouse comes.

31:04

It takes the whole role. That's awesome.

31:06

Oh, I remember this.

31:08

This is actually like pretty funny.

31:10

Why did they not question why would they buy themselves some noodles?

31:14

Why don't they just hire someone to do this?

31:15

Like, if you don't know how to do these things,

31:19

the mouse, how is the mouse not super fat?

31:22

True.

31:22

He would be super fat if he's eating that whole Gouda.

31:25

Is this, do you think is this a real mouse?

31:28

I don't think it would be.

31:29

I don't think it is.

31:30

It looks really good, though.

31:32

If there's no way they could get a real mouse to do all those things.

31:35

I don't know, man.

31:36

It looks pretty real to me.

31:38

It doesn't look CGI from 1970s, 97.

31:42

No, no, no, no, no way.

31:45

It looks amazing.

31:46

It does look so good.

31:48

It just crawled into its little match.

31:50

The mouse has twine.

31:51

This is when we fall in love with the mouse.

31:53

I do really like this mouse.

31:54

Oh, he wants.

31:55

He likes Hawaiian.

31:57

He's got a thing for Hawaiian.

31:58

No, it's very much fake.

31:59

Oh, because the guy's fixing up the.

32:02

Oh, they're destroying his home, Brandon.

32:05

I that was a great scene.

32:07

Dude, this is awesome.

32:10

I mean, it's not awesome for the mouse.

32:11

No. Yeah.

32:12

He literally looked at the fucking nail gun.

32:15

Also, he's doing it.

32:17

You would never use nails that big in baseball.

32:19

You would also never fucking swing a hammer weird backhand like that.

32:24

What the hell is that?

32:25

Why does he have a scantily clad cut out in the back?

32:29

Also, how did he?

32:30

How are they even lifting that?

32:31

Wouldn't a real jacuzzi tub be like way heavier?

32:34

Cubs are well like a real tub is heavy.

32:37

The CGI on this mouse is insane, Brandon.

32:40

Like it's so good.

32:41

What the hell?

32:43

When he bounced, you could see.

32:45

There's a suit is a few times where it's been pretty.

32:47

Definitely like.

32:48

Oh, they're going to fall through the ice for sure.

32:50

Right. They basically fell into the jacuzzi tub

32:52

and slid down the stairs out the front door

32:54

and then off onto like a lake.

32:56

Yeah, they're falling through the ice.

33:00

Wouldn't it float? Maybe.

33:02

See, now I'm wondering if I saw the movie

33:05

or if I just saw the coming soon trailer in another movie.

33:10

You may have.

33:10

Yeah, like you were in a different movie and you saw it as the as the trailers.

33:14

I imagine this was part of the trailer for the movie.

33:16

You haven't seen the floor yet in the movie,

33:18

but they're putting down eight million fucking traps.

33:22

Now they're locked in the room with the eight million most traps.

33:24

What is this guy's outfit?

33:26

Now it looks like a jester continuity error.

33:28

There's no hole in the lake where they fell through.

33:31

They're still sitting there.

33:33

They haven't moved at all.

33:36

Oh, to be a mouse.

33:37

Do you ever see Charlotte's web?

33:39

Of course. Remember, what was the fucking rat's name?

33:41

I couldn't tell you.

33:42

Templeton. Templeton.

33:44

This mouse looks like a Templeton.

33:46

He's he's freaking smart, like a Templeton.

33:49

He likes eating food.

33:50

Oh, my God.

33:52

He did a little freaking swing off of the lamp cord.

33:55

I love how many scenes there are.

33:57

This man is just like running around.

33:58

A thousand. Is he like making himself some breakfast or something?

34:01

These scenes must be a real mouse.

34:03

I was thinking that, too.

34:04

Brick oven baked beans.

34:07

Like it threw a cherry down on the mouse traps.

34:10

And they're sitting there right in between all of them.

34:13

Oh, they're all full of mouse traps.

34:16

These poor men.

34:18

Although they did it so bad.

34:20

Oh, it's in his lip.

34:21

One of them hit him in the lip.

34:23

And the mouse gets the cheese.

34:25

It's stacking stuff.

34:27

Give that bitch a mouse slap, you know what I'm saying?

34:30

They had the mouse fucking do a camera take.

34:32

Looking into the camera like that.

34:34

That's awesome.

34:35

Oh, no.

34:37

The mouse.

34:38

The idea there is that the mouse opened up the pipe

34:41

and put the freaking vacuum in the pipe.

34:44

Are you kidding me?

34:44

It's a sewage line.

34:45

You've got to be kidding me.

34:47

Oh, it's gross.

34:48

They're sucking up the sewage.

34:50

They're sucking the poop.

34:51

This is like a Macaulay Culkin.

34:53

It is Macaulay mouse in Macaulay Culkin.

34:57

Oh, they're getting a foreclosure.

35:01

They have a week to pay back the money

35:02

they borrowed against the house.

35:04

That's well, they have a week to make the first payment.

35:07

Is that how that works?

35:08

You borrow money against a house that you already paid off.

35:11

So that said, what the fuck?

35:14

Oh, they're going there to get someone to catch the mouse for them.

35:17

Why does it look like a fucking prison?

35:19

Oh, it's going to be Christopher Walken.

35:20

It's going to be Christopher Walken.

35:22

He's going to be the fucking guy.

35:23

How much you want to bet?

35:24

I guarantee that.

35:25

He's in his big suit, like one of those virus suits.

35:29

No.

35:31

Oh, they're there to get a cat.

35:32

Catch the mouse.

35:35

Oh, I thought it was Newman, but it's not.

35:37

That's why you were all stoked about it.

35:39

We need a ferocious feline with a history of metal.

35:42

Oh, the best kind of feline.

35:47

Oh, my God.

35:48

It's like a fucking chained crate.

35:51

It's like its name is Catzilla is going to backfire.

35:55

Yes, you said.

35:56

He's a rock.

35:59

That's our heavy duty, bro.

36:01

He's got the scent now.

36:03

Brendan, that's that's that's not as good as the mouse CG.

36:09

It's so bad.

36:11

The cat breaks his fucking hands through the crate

36:14

and starts crawling away with the crate still on him.

36:17

This is not going to go well.

36:18

I have to say, this movie is entertaining, at the very least.

36:24

It's like a fucking Godzilla scene of the cat breaking out of the crate.

36:28

That's hilarious.

36:31

That was really clever scene.

36:33

They were running along the piano and the music is like playing

36:36

based on what they're doing.

36:38

Neither of them have savings.

36:39

Well, exactly, right?

36:41

Company didn't have money.

36:42

He was the most prestigious chef in the area for a while.

36:45

We're not even have some money.

36:47

They could use Zepco.

36:49

Oh, he's finding the deal deal with the freaking string boys.

36:54

A hundred thousand dollars for a factory.

36:56

Seems like a cheap.

36:58

I don't know.

36:59

But trying to they're like mobbing into the freaking workplace

37:02

and trying to ask the string factory workers for money.

37:06

Jesus.

37:07

Now he's jumping out the window because they're chasing him.

37:09

I kind of like his jacket.

37:11

It's a nice jacket.

37:12

The faux leather he's wearing.

37:13

They're going to be destroyed, Brandon.

37:16

I don't know.

37:17

Set these traps.

37:18

The most set a trap for the rest of the pause, too.

37:24

Cats running around with the most traps on the phones.

37:26

Genius.

37:28

Yeah, the mouse is pretty smart.

37:30

It's like a dumb waiter.

37:31

I think there's a dumb waiter.

37:32

Oh, now he's chewing the cord and the cat got into the dumb waiter.

37:35

Oh, shit.

37:36

Well, when I was a kid, I thought like having a house with a dumb waiter

37:39

would be the coolest thing.

37:40

I think you mentioned that on like other episodes before.

37:43

It'd be so cool.

37:44

What the fuck is this?

37:45

Like a laundry shoe, a giant bug.

37:47

It's an exterminator.

37:48

I get it.

37:49

Yeah, big laundry shoe or a dumb waiter.

37:51

It'd be really cool.

37:52

It'd make me feel super fancy.

37:53

This guy's got to be Christopher Walken, right?

37:55

Like when do we see Christopher Walken?

37:57

Mr. Caesar.

37:58

Yep, it is.

38:00

Yeah.

38:00

He's so young.

38:01

He's so young.

38:02

Yeah, he's Christopher Mouson.

38:04

Such an intense scene for him to freaking be introduced.

38:09

Don't forget to get toothpaste and saran wrap.

38:12

He has a freaking tape recorder and it's his laundry list basically in there.

38:17

He's like putting on a harness.

38:19

I love that.

38:20

I love the contrast, though.

38:21

He's putting on his harness to get ready to hunt this mouse.

38:24

And he's calling the two of them idiots.

38:27

They should have just let him do the whole thing.

38:28

Because of Walken?

38:29

It's amazing.

38:30

Yeah, it's funny, though.

38:31

I saw Dune 2, part two in theaters.

38:33

It's really good.

38:34

The movie's amazing.

38:36

I haven't seen the first one.

38:37

Like, they're both really amazing.

38:38

The one thing I did not like about the two movies overall, though,

38:42

is that they actually cast Christopher Walken for one of the roles in the movie.

38:45

And he just, I don't know, kind of like broke the immersion quite a bit when you see him.

38:49

I love these costumes.

38:52

It's pretty good, man.

38:53

He has like this whole get up to freaking hunt the mouse.

38:56

The workers of the string factory are on strike.

38:58

Instead of unite, it says untie.

39:01

That's hilarious.

39:02

Workers untie.

39:03

Why are they stealing?

39:05

They're not. He's trying to make enough to...

39:07

He's trying to make it by himself.

39:09

Yeah, because he wants to make enough for his orders so they can afford the house.

39:12

Oh, it's going to unravel his fucking suit jacket watch.

39:15

Oh, he's going to put it in himself.

39:17

I feel like if you wanted your sons to one day take over,

39:22

wouldn't you have them work there?

39:24

Yeah, wouldn't you keep some out of work there?

39:25

You know, a lot of parents out of businesses,

39:27

they make their kids start at the bottom type of deal.

39:30

Oh, now it's untieing his pants, too.

39:32

He's going to end up in his underwear.

39:33

This movie's not PG-13. Brandon is rated R, bro.

39:36

It's the best part.

39:37

It says, dude, name this bitch.

39:38

The mouse gets to see him naked.

39:41

Why'd you say it in the freaking video game trailer guy voice?

39:44

See him do naked.

39:46

Oh, he's dead.

39:47

Look at this.

39:48

You don't survive that.

39:49

What the fuck?

39:50

Christopher Walken.

39:51

He's amazing.

39:52

He looks like a ghostbuster.

39:53

He does look like a ghostbuster.

39:57

Why is he using night vision goggles during the day?

40:01

That's so funny.

40:03

This should have been the whole movie.

40:04

It's amazing.

40:05

Seriously.

40:08

Did he just eat it?

40:10

That is gross.

40:11

It's amazing.

40:11

I like that the mouse is just watching him.

40:13

He ate some mouse poopies.

40:14

He ate some poo poo.

40:15

He ate that poo poo.

40:17

Now, Timon's trying to sell the factory behind his brother's back.

40:21

Obviously, because they need money.

40:23

And he's trying to pick up a few lovely ladies.

40:26

He's like, hey, ladies, how do you feel about a mustache ride?

40:32

Two for one.

40:33

I tip my hat to you, ladies.

40:35

Did he just yawn?

40:37

It's kind of endearing.

40:38

He's the most awkward shit.

40:40

Two men are standing there waiting for something.

40:43

And as that goes into traffic.

40:45

He misses his opportunity to sell the factory because of the ladies.

40:50

Oh, it's hit by a bus.

40:51

Oh, no.

40:52

Well, let's take a turn.

40:52

Those dudes are from the factory

40:54

that was going to try and buy the string factory.

40:56

It made balls of yarn out of his suit.

40:59

Oh, he's actually naked.

41:00

Okay.

41:01

Yeah.

41:02

I see he's ripped.

41:04

Oh, his wife's back.

41:05

Jesus.

41:06

He dropped his balls.

41:06

I love that every time they show the painting, it's different.

41:09

Father is perfect.

41:10

They show the painting of his dad at the factory.

41:13

And every time, he's like, has a different emotion

41:15

based on what's happening.

41:16

It's hilarious.

41:17

He has a fucking...

41:20

He has like a motion camera.

41:22

Christopher Walken's having some mouse troubles, Brenna.

41:24

Do you have like security cameras or something?

41:26

No, it's his like portable camera.

41:29

The mouse is going to pull his freaking corn back.

41:32

Oh, no.

41:34

Oh, my God.

41:36

He's getting pulled through the floor.

41:40

Man, it's going to be an expensive repair.

41:43

Yeah, it sure is.

41:47

The mouse is just hot in him now.

41:49

He left some...

41:49

He's shit in his...

41:51

He's shit on his face.

41:53

That's what it looks like, but I couldn't...

41:54

The hot ladies from the park

41:56

where he was going to sell the company

41:58

are with him in the hospital.

42:00

That's very kind of them.

42:01

Even though he got hit by a bus,

42:03

he's wearing his wife's clothes.

42:05

Little do they know.

42:06

The house is destroyed, Brenna.

42:08

They're fucked.

42:09

And the mouse, the mouse has won.

42:12

Well, this guy's definitely fucked

42:13

because he's wearing the lingerie

42:15

that his wife was formerly wearing when he was naked.

42:18

So I think we can deduce what happened there a little bit.

42:21

Being towed.

42:22

They towed the fucking Christopher Walken's truck

42:25

away from the house.

42:27

What is happening?

42:28

Why were they bringing him out of the house?

42:31

Yeah, he was outside.

42:32

Continuity errors.

42:33

No, they brought him in to keep him warm.

42:35

He's eating things off of his outfit.

42:38

Oh, he was locked in a truck in the attic.

42:40

The mouse locked him in a trunk and called 911.

42:44

This is what happens when you try to do an auction.

42:46

They should have just sold the house altogether.

42:48

Oh, they found his tape recorder.

42:50

On the tape recorder is a recording of the mouse

42:53

fucking gagging him and pulling him in the truck.

42:58

That's good shit, Brandon.

43:00

That's good comedy.

43:02

And that was just destroyed.

43:05

We don't have a lot of adversity in this episode.

43:08

We just both like the movie.

43:09

That's true.

43:10

We especially like Christopher Walken's role.

43:11

The mouse made itself a sandwich.

43:13

Looks like a delicious sandwich.

43:16

See, a rugola.

43:18

Although that looks like spinach.

43:19

The mouse made a sandwich that was exquisite

43:23

and Chef Boy realized it.

43:25

You cast a graph of gas-fired bandits.

43:28

Oh, my God, now they really look like fucking Harry and Marv.

43:33

Marv, don't they?

43:35

They look like them.

43:36

Yeah, with the flower tar and feathered.

43:41

Oh, man.

43:43

Oh, he's going to climb the chimney tomorrow.

43:45

Oh, horrible idea.

43:46

He got stuck in the chimney.

43:49

Oh, no.

43:51

Oh, no, the mouse turned on the gas, Brandon.

43:52

Why would you have a chimney for a gas fireplace?

43:55

The gas is for the chimney, bro.

43:58

Why is he lighting a match?

44:00

This is such a Home Alone reference.

44:02

Come on.

44:02

It's got to be.

44:03

So now they both burned alive.

44:04

Rocketed him out of the chimney.

44:06

Into the ice.

44:09

You would be dead.

44:11

He lands back in the tub.

44:14

Man, this mouse is a menace.

44:16

It really is like that Home Alone style of slapstick comedy.

44:20

Like, it's so similar.

44:23

They're explaining what happened to themselves to each other

44:27

without saying any words.

44:29

It's the best.

44:30

That is the longest barrel I've ever seen on a shotgun in my life.

44:35

Lee Evans, the actor with the curly hair, is British.

44:39

Really?

44:39

He doesn't sound British in this movie.

44:41

He, so he started as a comedian and he has been more of an actor in the UK.

44:48

But he was in Funny Bone's Fifth Element and there's something about Mary.

44:54

Oh, he was in the Fifth Element.

44:55

That's a great movie.

44:56

Have you ever seen that movie?

44:58

Should watch it.

44:58

It's really good.

44:59

It's got a very large, long barrel shotgun.

45:02

That's what I was saying earlier when he pulled it out, man.

45:06

It's insane.

45:06

This house is nowhere.

45:07

It's nothing.

45:08

Yeah.

45:08

The house is completely fucked.

45:10

Oh, no.

45:11

Whoa.

45:12

That scene looked crazy, man.

45:15

Which would not act like that in real life.

45:16

No, if you did that with a shotgun in real life, it would probably blow up, but...

45:19

It would not blow through the floor.

45:21

No.

45:22

How are the phones still working?

45:24

That's a good question.

45:26

I literally can't hear anything but Tamon, by the way, for this whole movie when he talks.

45:30

Now they're fighting.

45:31

Stop fighting.

45:33

It's the typical brother fighting, brother fights brother.

45:36

What do you think is going to happen?

45:38

I don't remember how this movie ends.

45:39

He's addicted to string.

45:40

Yeah, their father definitely was addicted to string.

45:43

That's for sure.

45:43

Maybe he had like a bondage fetish.

45:46

The younger...

45:49

He's like, I made this string so that everyone could tell me, yeah.

45:54

It's very immature.

45:55

Oh, shit.

45:56

It is.

45:57

Oh, he nailed the mouse with the orange.

45:59

He threw an orange out of it and he hit the mouse.

46:00

Did he say, I'm going to brain you?

46:02

He did.

46:03

He said, I'm going to brain you.

46:04

He did.

46:04

That's what he said.

46:05

And then he threw the orange out of it and he hit the mouse.

46:08

Find a blunt object.

46:11

He's Hitler with a tail.

46:14

Of course, they're having the...

46:15

I can't kill the mouse.

46:16

They love the mouse.

46:18

It brought them together as a family.

46:20

It doesn't feel very supportive.

46:21

To Fidel Castro, Havana, Cuba.

46:25

They're sending it to Cuba.

46:27

The mouse to Cuba.

46:29

Wow.

46:30

That was their one swear word for the movie.

46:32

They could keep a PG.

46:33

They call them a rat bastard.

46:34

Which I guarantee you because it's an animal.

46:38

What is this?

46:38

They're paying their...

46:39

Was that his wife?

46:40

They're paying their mortgage check so they can...

46:42

Oh, right.

46:43

They ship the mouse.

46:44

Yes, now they're fixing the house up.

46:46

Okay, those floorboards are not nailed down.

46:48

They're doing a quick fix.

46:50

What the hell?

46:50

Obviously, the mouse in...

46:52

Damn Americans.

46:54

Return to the...

46:55

They're going to send the mouse back to him, buddy.

46:57

Yeah, they are.

46:59

How did they fix all that up so fast?

47:02

How long does it take for a package to mail to Cuba and back?

47:04

I'm going to figure it out now.

47:05

Couple weeks.

47:06

I'm going to figure it out now.

47:06

USPS to Havana.

47:11

But I will say it's probably much shorter now than it would be...

47:16

In the 70s.

47:18

In the 90s, my bad.

47:19

1997.

47:20

I wonder...

47:21

You invited the ladies from the fucking square.

47:24

It's kind of awesome.

47:25

They were in spring hair.

47:26

That's a really cool hairstyle, actually.

47:29

It's Brendan.

47:29

The chick is this far right here.

47:31

She has like a spool.

47:32

She turned her hair into a spool and has a needle through it

47:35

with the rest of her hair coming up.

47:36

I'm so excited for what's about to happen.

47:38

Uh-oh.

47:39

Oh, right.

47:40

This makes sense.

47:41

He's still a chef.

47:42

This fucking fat ass just called everyone Euro trash.

47:46

So, believe it or not, the US Postal Service didn't ship to Cuba for...

47:54

They don't ship to Cuba.

47:54

They do now since 2014.

47:58

But they didn't between 1963 and 2014.

48:04

So this movie just never could have happened.

48:07

It's not possible.

48:08

My immersion is broken, Brendan.

48:09

Movie ruined.

48:11

One star.

48:11

Movie ruined.

48:12

Raisins.

48:13

It's mouse.

48:13

I didn't put any raisins.

48:15

Mouse poopoo.

48:16

That's flavor.

48:18

Oh, he sees the package and there's a hole in it.

48:22

The mouse is back.

48:24

I mean, the mouse isn't going to ruin you guys selling the house.

48:28

Who cares?

48:28

Well...

48:30

Here comes the auction.

48:31

He's trying to like mime mouse.

48:34

From the background.

48:34

All the pieces of twine.

48:36

Look at that guy in the front.

48:39

Is this what they thought was fancy back in the 90s?

48:43

Man, he would be like such a good announcer.

48:45

The mouse comes out of the hole in the podium.

48:49

Oh, he's eating the twine.

48:50

That guy looks super creepy.

48:51

It's amazing.

48:52

He's trying to get the mouse.

48:53

Give them a presentation but also smacking a gavel on the fucking podium

48:58

because the mouse is there too.

49:00

I wish these guys had done more movies together.

49:02

For real though.

49:04

All right.

49:05

Oh, the bidding.

49:06

The fucking auctioneer gets up there and he's like,

49:08

no matter what happens, keep going.

49:11

Do you think he says that in the bedroom too?

49:12

I mean, you'd kind of have to.

49:14

I'd pay money to have that as a ringtone.

49:19

But I've also also done that.

49:22

Not had a scale and guessed the weight and it was wrong.

49:25

And I had to spend more money.

49:27

I've never done that.

49:28

That's for sure.

49:29

What the fuck is with the cowboy?

49:31

Two million dollars for the mouse is in the hair.

49:36

Oh my God.

49:38

It jumped into her hair and he reached down for sure.

49:42

This acting is just so good.

49:44

It's really not bad.

49:45

He's very convincing.

49:48

She grabs his brother's hand and puts it in her shirt too.

49:51

And he's like, what the fuck?

49:52

Yeah.

49:54

Five million.

49:58

And the mouse is in his suit.

49:59

This is a great, wow.

50:01

This guy's a great actor.

50:03

They're going to see in his crotch.

50:06

Why is it on fire?

50:08

The freaking cigar ladies thing got knocked into her.

50:11

Oh man.

50:12

I burned my hair once from the barbecue mishap.

50:17

It does not smell good.

50:18

No, it really doesn't.

50:20

Oh no, that's alcohol.

50:21

Yep.

50:22

Keep going.

50:24

Man, it's choking.

50:25

Get her out of the house, dude.

50:27

She's on fire, bro.

50:28

I can't jump in the lake.

50:29

11 million for a house that's only worth 800,000, Brendan.

50:34

Look at them go.

50:35

Get her out of the house.

50:36

She's on fire, bro.

50:38

Oh no.

50:39

He's going to flush.

50:40

He's going to flush.

50:40

It'll be shoved up the hose in the mouse hole.

50:43

The whole house is going to get ruined now.

50:45

Like why wouldn't you wait until after the auction's over?

50:48

Like someone else is going to own the house.

50:49

Let them deal with the mouse.

50:50

Also, your house is filling up with water.

50:52

Also, houses were not that airtight.

50:54

No, they were not.

50:55

That they could hold water.

50:57

Oh no.

50:59

Yeah, this is pretty unrealistic.

51:00

The rest of the movie's been super sound, though, Brendan.

51:04

Yo, I mean, basically.

51:06

$22 million in 1997 is a lot of money now.

51:08

$25 million.

51:11

I'm pretty sure if the house floods, I mean, I sure hope you have insurance.

51:16

Oh, that's amazing.

51:17

Do you see the mouse?

51:18

Yeah, he was crying.

51:19

Everyone gets washed out of the house before the auction concludes.

51:23

The house is just going to.

51:24

Now it's going to be moldy and gross.

51:26

Did the auctioneer say sold?

51:28

No, he never said sold.

51:30

As it's.

51:31

Oh no, the whole house collapsed.

51:33

And frickin.

51:34

What's his face?

51:35

His wife took off cowboy, man.

51:37

Bulgarian ladies left.

51:39

I don't know what.

51:40

They don't have a house.

51:41

They don't have any ladies anymore.

51:43

They just have a mouse.

51:44

Probably.

51:45

I wonder if the mouse actually survived.

51:47

Best friend.

51:49

Oh, the twine.

51:50

The twine.

51:51

The cast.

51:52

It's magical.

51:53

Why is the twine shining?

51:54

From their father, who's weird.

51:57

From their weird father.

52:00

Oh, because the mouse ate it.

52:02

That's two pieces now.

52:04

They could have had 25 million dollars.

52:06

And instead they just have a piece of strength.

52:10

The mouse is under the car.

52:12

That fucking cheese is really bad too though.

52:15

Going back to the schmuntz.

52:17

The schmuntz factory.

52:18

Factory schmuntz.

52:20

They got to take a huge schmuntz.

52:23

With their father looking down on them.

52:27

Yeah, they got wasted.

52:28

And they ate some cheese.

52:29

With their father looking down on them.

52:31

Maybe their dad is actually the mouse.

52:32

Maybe that's what that scene implies.

52:34

The incarnated.

52:35

He's working the factory.

52:36

He's working the factory.

52:37

This is a smart ass mouse.

52:38

This mouse, if you will.

52:39

He's got the old production line.

52:42

Oh, are they going to make string cheese?

52:44

Is that what this is all about?

52:47

This is the movie about how string cheese is made.

52:50

Cheese balls.

52:51

That's gross.

52:52

Saves the company.

52:53

And us.

52:54

Let's go public.

52:54

Mouse and them are partners.

52:56

How long do mice live?

52:58

Not long enough.

52:59

Now they're making dairy.

53:01

They're making cheese balls, dude.

53:02

Yeah, that CG is.

53:04

This is better than it was before.

53:06

It's really weird.

53:07

It's like SuperHit or Miss.

53:08

Him and the mouse are best buds now, Brendan.

53:11

They're making cheese balls.

53:12

String cheese development.

53:14

Oh, the painting has changed.

53:16

Yep.

53:16

Bump, bump, bump, bump.

53:17

Yeah, the painting's been changing like every time we see it,

53:19

based on daddy's emotion while he's watching him

53:22

from the grave.

53:24

I love the music.

53:25

The most important thing though, Brendan,

53:27

is what was the budget of this movie I'm very curious it opened the same week as Titanic

53:35

what no wonder it didn't do well actually it made 125 million at the box office still where do I

53:41

see what the budget of this are you ready for some amazon one star reviews I am but I want to

53:47

know what the budget was first 38 million US dollars that's a lot of money in 1997

53:54

like for a movie yeah bro that's crazy holy crap that's outrageous gore gore verbinski

54:02

directed this movie bro that's crazy do you know who gore verbinski is i have no idea the director

54:08

of pirate to the caribbean oh wow so he went hard after this we really did I didn't realize that

54:15

no wonder like some of the stuff was so nice looking in the movie and like the scenes were

54:20

really cool all right let's hear some reviews Brandon good but swears in adult situation we love

54:26

the movie itself very funny but due to several swear words and a couple racy scenes I could only give

54:33

it three stars the racy scenes are as follows colon one of the main characters loses all his

54:41

clothes and if just covering up his privates with some balls of yarn then he walks in on

54:49

his estranged wife in lingerie we don't know if it's him or his wife wearing lingerie after

54:55

that he is shown wearing her feminine robe and says how he wanted him and he took her and they

55:01

made love at the end of the movie one character sticks his hand into a woman's dress down to her

55:09

groin in parentheses for quite a while searching for a mouse which leads another female character

55:16

to stick a male's hand into her bosom two people found this helpful that's not for children

55:23

says kindle customer two stars I cannot recommend this if you have younger children

55:29

mine are ten and under and I do not consider this appropriate for them for the following reasons

55:37

a woman dressed in lingerie a man talking about taking her and making love to her the

55:43

sounds of someone being tortured the b-word a man putting his hand down so down a woman's dress

55:51

showing for about 30 long seconds and another woman taking a man's hand putting it down

55:59

her own dress there was plenty of slapstick funny humor that kids would love but because

56:05

of the above I would not show this movie to children I got what are you ready this is from

56:11

Joseph Ward who is from Canada by the way the worst it's a one-star review titled the worst

56:19

this is probably the worst movie I have ever seen when I saw this movie in theaters that was what

56:25

maybe hate movies for more than a year after that it was absolutely disgusting and grotesque at the

56:31

sewage pipe part I had to leave the theater halfway through it has slapstick action and it appears

56:37

that men must be portrayed as idiots in the media to get noticed a mouse is brilliant compared to

56:42

two grown men out of five stars mouse hunt deserves no more than negative three I still don't like

56:49

movies all that much and it's because of mouse hunts it's the exact opposite of anything good

56:54

about movies looney tunes starboard material compared to this baloney avoided at all costs

57:01

that's hilarious that was a good review well it was a bad review it was funny

57:11

fair enough I agree first of all let me say that if there was a point zero zero zero zero zero

57:18

one star this movie would get it this movie is on the same level as Mars attacks which we've also

57:23

podcasted dead presidents and rotten banana peels which will all hopefully one day be found at the

57:30

bottom of a garbage can wow people didn't like this movie very much I didn't think it was that bad

57:36

also it's ratatouille like the story if you think about it is like it's or stewart little

57:43

although he's a little mouse like accepted by others people hate it so like this movie wasn't

57:49

that bad it was pretty good for like a slapstick comedy yes man that's it's crazy I like that the

57:56

one guy was like this movie made me not like movies forever he's like I only saw this one movie and

58:02

I've now judged all movies that's pretty harsh man did you see that freaking uh on amazon movie

58:10

reviews by the way you should look at the mouse hunt cover like the picture for the movie it's

58:15

hilarious it's like a mouse eating goona with an olive on a cute on a fucking toothpick and he's

58:22

got like a chef's hat on and it's very clearly horribly photoshopped but whatever what do you

58:28

think brennan did you like the movie I thought it was good it was really dumb at parts I think for

58:36

the 90s though like the way they did some of the scenes with like the mouse and stuff it was really

58:41

cool they don't do shit like that in movies nowadays even it was a little light on plot yeah and heavy

58:49

hey look at these cool effects we can do with this and hey let's make weird excuses to like

58:56

have some racy scenes for no reason they really uh they really stretched on those women for

59:01

they just wanting green cards or they know that these guys are gonna come into money I mean that's

59:06

probably what it is we're gotta be the money thing it seemed like that whole movie portrayed women

59:10

as like gold diggers that's pretty much there were three women in the whole movie and all three

59:15

of them were after the money so typical 90s someone gave a review the only hunt here is the hunt for

59:25

good writing that's so good rotten tomatoes anonymous so funny I love like the best thing about

59:34

movie reviews is the one star and two star reviews because people say the dumbest shit that's great

59:40

I love the ones on amazon or like this dvd and mark and my dvd player yeah

59:49

I mean it's a fair bad review though because if it doesn't work then I don't know why you'd be

59:54

like compelled to write a review about that though just return your money back because it's amazon

1:00:00

and we could do exactly that was pretty good man I enjoyed that how how old would you say

1:00:06

a child should be to watch this movie I mean

1:00:11

I think I watched it when I was like eight or nine years old so I don't know it was probably one of

1:00:16

those movies like I watched my grandma's when it came out on vhs yeah I don't know I don't think

1:00:22

there's anything too bad nowadays I feel like it I don't know the age group that people would assume

1:00:28

would watch this movie would probably be older but I'd say like young kids could watch it back

1:00:33

like nine to 11 years old you know with a parent to sort of talk them through the

1:00:39

the racier scenes or you know just fast forward that were just pause yeah pause so the kids can

1:00:46

take it all in Brandon you know I think like as someone who works in film movies like this

1:00:53

make me happy though because and home alone is pretty good too because you don't see movies with

1:00:58

like that style of comedy in them that much anymore so it's fun to watch now and be like oh

1:01:03

yeah like this exists and it's like actually really good to watch for people who just want

1:01:08

like a good laugh and like silly stuff it kind of reminds me of like obviously we made but like

1:01:13

home alone Beethoven airbud was the same way I also see spot run by the way it's like late

1:01:22

year for me so yes I'm gonna let you go to sleep because I also have to go oh we both got to work

1:01:30

tomorrow we're old mother of responsible thanks for listening everybody welcome back to refine

1:01:38

I'm happy to be here it's the start of season two and we have a new we have a new mouse friend

1:01:44

and Christopher Walken's dead so he died in the movie what like the mouse killed him well no

1:01:51

he's not he's still walking it's pretty sad when the funniest joke of the whole podcast happens

1:02:03

after the movie's over you have to wait till the credits honestly it's just an enjoyable

1:02:09

movie for both of us movies that are enjoyable although that wasn't like that was we could

1:02:14

it had some room for for comedy in there so yes but anywho tell us in our email please what you

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thought of mouse hunt at gmail.com technically we're supposed to be on mastodon but I haven't

1:02:35

figured out how to get that to work yet so we're not yet on mastodon but we will be working on it

1:02:42

maybe mastodon's not actually a thing and instead it's masturbate on yes it's actually a porn site

1:02:50

but it's just dude's masturbating it's just a mouse hunt playing at five times speed

1:02:56

never masturbate oh my god we gotta we gotta stop Brendan it's too it's too much it's too much