It's Porkin' Time | MMPR (1995)

Welcome to another episode of Refined

90s.

Cinema.

This is episode 45.

Wow, really?

Yeah.

I don't know why.

Yeah, that's a weird one.

I haven't said it yet.

And I have to fix our website.

But everything is fine.

It's all good.

We're probably going to pick up with more of this now anyway,

because now we're going to have to do more of a hundred more energy.

And I also have lots more time.

Yeah.

In the coming months.

I really want to, like, my goal for this podcast is, like, even if, like,

we never give, like, a lot of followers or anything.

I really want to get to a hundred episodes.

I know we talked about that in the beginning.

Very cool.

It would be so cool to, like, do a hundredth episode.

And, like, our 100th episode, we could, like, rewatch one of the old movies

we watched originally or something like that.

Yeah, we really cool.

We go back.

We hear our voices are high pitched.

Yeah.

We just, like, we record one of the crappy podcasts.

Yeah.

My name is, put, put, put, put, put, Brendan, Shade, Shady.

Oh, man.

Life.

Oh my God.

Anyway, we're watching, uh, Mighty Morphin Power Rangers,

the movie from 1995, today.

Yeah.

Um, Brendan's never seen it.

And I always used to watch it a lot as a kid,

because I, it was Power Rangers were like my shit.

I was super excited about them all the time.

So, this is going to be a nostalgia filled for me.

And it's going to be a learning experience for Brendan.

I was not allowed to watch the Power Rangers as a kid,

because they promoted violence and my parents thought that I would have

violent thoughts if I watched it.

Well, I've got news for you.

Get ready to have some violent thoughts.

Um, also in this movie, fun fact.

The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers movie.

This movie has my first ever, like, celebrity or, like,

TV show crush.

You realized you were a boy and you were sexual.

My first boy was the Power Rangers.

That's, that's what I was trying to say.

So I'm excited.

It'll be fun to watch, I think.

I haven't seen it in ages, like since I was super young.

So I'm trying to, trying to figure out,

there's two women.

Amy Jo Johnson and Karan, or Karen.

She also played.

She played Iyisha Campbell.

The second yellow Ranger.

Yeah, so Karen Ashley plays the yellow Ranger.

Um, Amy Jo Johnson plays the pink Ranger.

Yes.

Jason David Frank plays the red Ranger.

And which one gave you the boner?

Amy Jo Johnson.

Definitely Kimberly.

That's her character's name of the movie.

That's all I was trying to figure out.

How do you care who they were?

You didn't care who anyone else was.

Anyway, I'm excited to watch it.

Um, I'm all, I'm drinking the same wine from last episode.

It's my, uh, Elden Ring wine.

I'm drinking some heart blogger.

Brute in Ireland.

Whoa.

That's cool.

I like Irish blogger.

Yeah, it's light.

It's a warm day today.

34 degrees.

A sweltering, humid gross 34 degrees.

Yeah, it's hot here too.

I've all the windows open right now, so I'm not dying.

At least you live somewhat close to the ocean.

Yeah, that's fair.

It's not super hot here.

Don't you have air conditioning?

Yeah, but we don't need it right now.

It's just not that hot.

Crispy bacon.

But I own a farm and I had a pig.

I would name him crispy bacon.

Anyway.

You're ready to start the movie.

Let's get this show out of the road.

I'm excited to watch this.

What?

What before?

So before give us your most vivid memory of the film content.

Before we start the movie.

And then we'll see if it matches up with your memory.

Okay.

Um, I remember it.

Did you ever see the movie Tomb Raider with Laura Croft?

Or with the Angelina Jolie as Laura Croft?

Oh, I've seen.

I know you're talking about.

You're having that movie.

There's like the scene with like the stone guys that she fights.

And like they're like trying to get one half of the key to go to the tomb at the end of the movie or whatever.

It's like the one of the first scenes in the movie.

She's like fighting all these like stone guys out of tomb.

And they're like trying to try to get like whatever the treasure is in the tomb while they're doing it.

So like the part of this movie that I remember vividly is they go to like this like forest.

And there's one of those like tombs that they find in the in this movie.

And it's like the same thing where like these rock these rocks statues come alive and start like fighting them.

And they have to like defeat them.

But I remember that part like really vividly.

And then there's a part where they parachute in.

I think at the beginning of the movie.

And that parachuting scene was like one of my favorite scenes when I was a kid for whatever reason.

I don't know why.

I just thought it was really cool.

So cool.

And the villains Ivan who's and Ivan who's is like one of the best like kids movie villains.

I think I've ever seen.

He's it's like dark as fuck.

Some of the shit he doesn't this movie if I remember correctly.

So I bet we're going to find it like really.

This movie probably didn't age well.

It's all I have to say.

Well, I mean power Rangers in and of itself was kind of.

It wasn't a parody.

But it was like.

Sheeply made.

Yeah, it was like Voltron but like not made.

Not made really all that well.

Right.

Like that was the.

That's a kind of the.

That was some of it's charm I guess.

Yeah, I think one of the best things about the Power Rangers TV series.

And I don't know if it's true to the movie as well.

But none of the like none of the villains or like monsters are special effects.

They're all costumes.

Right.

Right.

So that's really cool style.

Yeah.

I always thought that was super cool though that like they were all costumes.

And I thought it was cooler as I got older because it's a lot of work to make like really cool costumes for monsters.

And practical effects.

Yeah.

Have you ever seen speaking of practical effects?

Have you ever seen Todd in the book of Pure Evil?

I have.

So that used almost exclusively practical effects.

That's awesome.

And I think they're for the most part really well done.

I think my thing that I'm most excited for for this movie is seeing the special effects because I haven't seen it since I was like probably 12 years old.

So.

Or less.

So now I know about special effects of what they're supposed to look like and what they look like now.

So I'll be able to pick out like these garbage special effects that are in this movie because it was from 93.

So.

No, it was from 95.

The series was from 93.

The 20th Century Fox logo is playing.

Oh yeah.

They have a Star Wars theme opening too.

It's so fucked up.

No.

It does kind actually.

The noble monster.

Oh yeah.

They have the assault vehicle.

Oh yeah. They have the assault vehicles known as swords.

Two Power Rangers like just just so you people know by the way.

This is like part of our trilogy.

We're doing like sci-fi like sci-fi like sort of horror sort of like that kind of stuff.

So the Power Rangers are just people in suits do the suits have powers.

They're stronger when they morph into the powers.

But it's like a physical transformation.

Damn.

I wonder how old Kimberly is in this movie.

Like how old's the actress when she did this movie.

I'm curious.

These are the comic relief characters.

They're very like hack and slash from reboot.

Oh good.

Yeah.

This is the scene I was telling you about where the old skydive.

I think they actually did this.

Surfs up.

Fun fact about the the guy who plays Tommy.

So they do the jump jump out and said surfs up.

That guy made a cameo appearance in one of the most recent Power Rangers shows that came out like two years ago.

As the same character as he plays in this movie.

That is cool.

Yeah.

He came back as like a legendary Ranger apparently.

I watched an interview with him and he was talking about it.

He also has a TikTok account.

Yeah. It doesn't look blue screens or green screen dude.

So I think they actually like did this shit and filmed it.

I could believe that.

Well, it was actually cheaper to just actually go do it and film it back then, you know.

That's very true.

This looks green screen.

That did when they really close up like this.

That looks green screen.

But this where it's why it doesn't look green.

I wonder if those close up shots are like if they're in a wind tunnel.

It seems like they probably are.

And then the actual skydiving shots are our normal.

I kind of looked like the CN tower.

Do they're their colors always match them assuming?

What do you mean?

Like the colors they wear always match their power Ranger color.

Sort of yeah.

They're usually wearing the same colors.

Go Billy.

Billy.

The blue Ranger.

Billy is like one of the one of the ones that people just didn't like.

People no one liked the blue Ranger.

He was like the nerdy Ranger.

That's pretty good.

It is really rude.

He's dope as hell though. His weapon is like batons.

When he transforms.

If I remember correctly.

It's pretty cool.

It'd be even cooler if it was the hoverboard from back to the future.

Oh can you imagine?

He's wearing a Michael Jordan hat.

They probably landed on the roof.

They still haven't jumped.

Scallon bones.

I think other names.

And of course they look the most badass but they're the most.

They're the most idiotic.

They're like so stupid.

You know it was really funny.

Like this is really cool actually.

All the characters that are playing the characters in this movie are the same actors that did the TV show.

So like you knew them from the TV show and then you watch the movie and it was the same people.

So if you're a kid you're like excited.

Yeah.

Like it was just really nice that they did it though.

Come on and take a free ride.

This is nostalgic.

It's fucked for me.

I remember all this shit.

This song.

Like I learned this song from this movie.

Let's take a shortcut.

Man roller blades are so cool.

I was horrible at it but it was fun when I tried to roll the lighting.

I love roller blades.

I want to get some as like as an adult.

I want to get to roller blade again.

I want to get some maybe she gets some when you're here.

Do you want to like rent some and go rollerblading?

They look ridiculous.

It's straight drop in from this guy.

We're from the building inspectors office.

Apparently Amy Jo Johnson, the girl who plays Kimberly in this movie.

She directed season 2 and onward of the Superman show.

This is like the typical 90s like a villain entrance ship.

Yeah.

That actually looks really cool.

It looks so cool right?

That it's actually like a real statue they made for the movie.

Wow.

Meanwhile it's like spray painted styrofoam but it looks cool.

Yeah exactly.

I couldn't make that.

There's some special effects.

Like ding.

They're just like naturally all badass.

So these are rollerblades.

Yeah like extreme sports skydiving rollerblading.

That's hilarious.

It's also one of the movies that they didn't try and do like an origin story for.

Like this this was a movie to promote the next season of Power Rangers.

Because they get like their like their ninja suits in this movie.

So then whatever you see in the movie you're going to see in the TV show.

Yeah.

So this takes place in the timeline of the TV show.

This was the in theaters.

Yeah.

And everything.

It was cool.

Yeah.

So this was to promote the second season of the show.

Where they're like ninja power Rangers instead.

So in this movie they get the ninja suits.

That evolves beyond all imagination.

It's pretty good production quality for the 90s for like 95.

I'm actually I'm pretty impressed.

I don't remember it.

Like as a kid I didn't know any better but I don't remember it being so good.

I don't know what the budget for the movie will.

Yes.

You look at all the costumes.

Do you like the sick?

They look very cool.

I'm hungry.

That's because you're a big.

There's a lot of cosplays of this chick.

Rita or whatever her name is.

The villain.

I really like his costume.

Nicely done.

So these are all the main villains from the first season of Power Rangers.

And they come to release Ivan who's.

Ivan who's actually looks really cool too when you see what he looks like.

Sounds like he belongs on the set of.

Yeah for real.

Ivan's.

This movie had a budget of 15 million.

That's it.

Well, they probably used all the same stuff as they would have in the TV show.

That's true.

So I probably didn't cost so much because I already spent the money on it in the TV show.

Same staff, same sets, they shot outside a lot.

Yeah.

That's actually very good point.

Let's see.

Look at that shit.

That's so good.

Yeah.

We know he's evil, cracking his neck.

Sworn enemy of all that is good and decent.

Dude, this shit just makes me so happy.

It's so fucking nostalgic.

So none of this.

This is all like entirely new to you, eh?

Yeah.

I don't remember this.

I didn't ever see it.

That's so funny.

That you like, you didn't never stop Power Rangers either.

So all these characters are really no.

I know they all die at the end, right?

Yeah.

100%.

Wow.

The opening weekend.

This film came in fourth by Napolo 13.

Bokanus.

And Batman forever.

Whoa.

That's cool.

Just the number of movies it opened.

And was in theaters with.

What the heck's that morphological being?

That's green screen.

Because the end they had to because they were doing the morph.

That's why.

So I'll get his hair.

The reason.

Where the power Rangers.

I like how his chin is like all spiky and shit.

But also doesn't move.

Meet my kids.

He spawns a bunch of ooze guys.

More like I've been used.

Okay, Alice Cooper.

For real, right?

And he just disappears and leaves his minions to.

Jump into his hole.

Yeah.

Jump in the hole.

And they all scream when they jump.

He's grabbing a shovel to fight with.

And he got to combat music.

Do they all have like a theme song?

Just the power Rangers in general have like, right?

Do they all each other song?

You've heard the power Rangers theme song, right?

And haven't you?

Yeah.

Go go power Rangers.

That happens when they morph into their swords.

You'll hear the theme song, don't worry.

So did you see this in a theater?

Yeah.

I went to theaters to see it.

Okay.

Like how it makes fart sounds.

Yeah.

Oh.

It's like raspberry gelo.

That's so fake.

It's incredibly fake, but it's like, I think you're like,

Oh my god, there's a store from.

There's so strong.

Are you ready, Brendan?

Are they going to transform?

Yeah.

Yeah.

They're going to go.

It's morph in time.

But isn't that like, do they want to morph them?

So that they can kill them?

Is that?

No.

Like, why would?

Why would?

They're more powerful when they're morphed.

That's almost too hard.

Yeah.

Why would he?

Why would he?

harass five random teenagers?

I mean, he knew that they were the power right.

Okay.

So it's understood.

Are there six of them?

Are they all original?

But do you mean, like, all the original angels?

Yeah.

Yeah.

The question is the original one.

Green one?

No.

So the green one happens.

So the white ranger is the white ranger, but he used to be the green ranger.

So he got a, got an upgrade at one point in the show.

If you played the video game that was based on a TV show for Super Nintendo,

you actually got to unlock the green ranger.

If you beat the game with all of the other ones,

which was really hard to do, by the way.

The sound effects kill me, Brendan.

They're just awesome.

I, I, I, I, I, I.

He's like, he's like wish R2D2.

RCTD.

True value.

It's boring.

The special effects on Zordon are actually really good.

He was the supreme ruler.

He's just talking about all these awful things that happened.

He's so evil.

He's super evil.

Wait till you see what he does.

Oh, they're getting ready to fight dude.

It's so spooky.

They're like in an old parking garage.

It's literally a helmet light.

Oh my god.

Activating power beams.

She likes this way.

It's a cow bear's boobs.

It kind of does.

That killed me.

It seems like it literally just turns on a light.

That's also the power.

It's also the power beam.

Their designs are actually really good though.

Like they're all based on the Zords that they have.

I guess like all the actors had to really learn martial arts too.

To do this stuff.

Like they had to practice and learn how to actually do shit.

You're enjoying the silly action sequence.

Oh my god.

You can see his wire but like.

Nobody moves like that.

Yeah.

I love watching them turn into goo when they get hit too hard.

That's impressive.

Imagine who uncomfortable those suits would have been.

Yeah.

100%.

Yeah.

Because they're basically like a cat suit.

But not really.

It's not even like cat suit material.

It's like rubber.

Yeah.

That was a cool shot.

With the head.

Yeah.

I would love to see the wires.

I know.

It's so good.

That's cool.

Yeah.

Like some of the camera angles is not really good.

Yeah.

But I like other accessories match them too.

Yeah.

I like that they have catch phrases.

Bye bye.

She's like see you next fall.

They're killing the ooze guys.

Hold on.

I got you.

The bowling pin sounds.

Do you think they like use trampolines for this?

Or they're doing like wooden sticks and stuff?

Well, no.

That's not real.

No.

That's not real.

But like the other flips.

Maybe.

Yeah.

Maybe they were just like trampoline park.

Do a bunch of different shots.

With a black background.

Okay.

That's the fakeest looking thing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

The lighting switched when they transformed.

That was so bad.

Also.

It's a nighttime scene, but it looks like they're in daylight.

Yeah.

Because they're clearly being filmed outside.

Yeah.

It's like a industrial barker something.

That is the best.

Oh no.

Do you know the Walt Disney company owned the barriers?

Fridge eyes?

They probably still do.

I wouldn't be surprised.

They probably made a ton of money off of it.

Honestly, because kids were super into it.

Should they ever go through a thing?

We're like.

They age out of being the barriers.

Wait.

What?

Like the college years where they stopped being barriers?

I don't think so.

Like when Tommy, when Tommy comes back,

he's like a like a cameo in the newer show.

I watched a video of it.

And he's like just himself still.

But he's his older self.

And he morphs into a power into it.

Like this guy's a creeper getting high school kids.

Yeah.

For real.

Been like a father to us all.

The fucking robot.

Rainiers.

Oh yeah.

They go to a distant planet as well.

So instead of all going and all potentially dying,

why don't they just send one person?

I think because they each need to be there to get the power.

It's the idea.

Or they all need to be there to like fight for it or whatever.

Hurry, Rangers.

Or it doesn't live much time.

Even like the special effects they used are like not bad.

No.

They look.

They look identical to Star Trek over the time.

Yeah.

He's literally like a dude in a cocoon.

But like a cocoon of crystals.

Yep.

Even with those minerals, those rocks that kids would bring to school.

They thought oh yeah.

But it was literally just like some polished.

Like it wasn't anything special.

You egg sucking purple panhead.

A slime infested jelly.

Don't know.

He's I've been oozing such a good villain though, honestly.

They did such a good job of like making him look powerful.

Like he put a bit of snow glow.

Get us out of here, you purple burger.

He's there.

There's some good comedy in this movie.

It's big.

Oh, is he actually going to hawk a lugey?

I think.

So it looks like.

Oh, gross.

Good distance.

They say.

I knew it's going to transform into something.

100%.

I think it's smoking.

There was a moment where they looked like dicks.

How many seasons here?

I'm battery industry.

How many seasons of Power Rangers have been broadcast on television?

11.

29.

Holy fuck, really?

There are.

In total.

333 episodes.

That is it.

That's a lot of Power Rangers dude.

Only Mighty Morphin had.

333 episodes.

That's still insane.

Yeah.

This is definitely shot on locations somewhere.

29 television seasons of 21 different theme to series.

And three films.

Yeah, it looks like probably like Ireland or something.

Keep out.

Talks at chemicals.

Would you like me to make a few calls?

You know who this pig reminds me of his voice.

Janice from Friends.

He has a very like Moses-like voice.

The gold guy.

Yeah.

How are you going to do that by making an oil direct work?

Yeah.

Wow.

There's a really odd like an oil rig.

And he's just making this purple.

You ooze with it.

You're royal heinous heinous.

Yeah.

I don't know what this is.

Do they fall in love?

Yeah, they're dating in the show.

Like it's canon that they're.

Well, come on.

With his long hair, I bet he plays guitar.

That was a thing in the 90s.

Ha ha ha ha.

It's the kangaroo warriors.

Run away.

Ha ha ha ha.

The comic on London for the wall.

You know the thing about Morphin?

You don't appreciate it so you can't do it anymore.

Don't let him take Kimberly.

We need her.

She's too hot to die.

They re-explain how they get there.

Like how does the guy ever get his name?

The guy in the crystal quartz bed.

How does he give them the powers?

I think in the original.

I think in the original version episodes.

Coming to the first episode of the show.

They like explain that.

Also, this chick is like super hot.

Yeah.

How come that didn't get you?

She's not even doing anything.

They're all flying away.

She's spinning her things and making whistle noises.

Leave her alone.

She's wearing practically lingerie.

Look at her eyes.

Holy shit.

Go back.

We can't go back.

So David explained why do the green one become the white and black one.

I think that he like just got a special power that turned him into the white ranger.

And then he like became stronger.

Wasn't there a black ranger that was bad?

No, the black ranger is the, uh, that guy.

The Asian guy.

That guy.

Yeah.

Okay.

Who is this lady?

Ivan.

Us.

Like what the hell is she wearing?

Good Lord.

She is a Vixen and you shall treat her with respect.

Her name's Gabriel Fitzpatrick, the girl that plays her.

She's Louise.

Get the all fly.

Other off powers.

So we're done.

You must try to communicate.

The viewing globe.

He really is budget C3PO.

He's weird Spanish.

Oh, I remember kids.

And you'd like make that slime.

That's basically what this shit is.

It's so funny.

And that's, that's marketable.

Yeah, for real dude.

You just can't lose when you've got Ivan's ooze.

Yeah.

Like there's this guy looks so fucking creepy.

And these kids are like,

He's like, he's like a carnival.

So they think it's like a roadside attraction.

Oh, there.

Throw it in their faces.

He's actually like the smartest villain ever.

Goes to a carnival to promote this shit for kids.

It's like ancient ruins.

Oh, I think they're paintings.

What are paintings?

The backgrounds.

It might be.

That's definitely a painting.

Like set.

Yeah.

It also looks like a giant dick.

That's how they do like,

just because I listen to about his but strategic Voyager.

So they do a lot of the planets and stuff.

Like the vistas and the planets.

It's like a big mat painting.

It looks good, man.

Yeah.

The sacred animals.

The sacred animals.

I want that SUV.

Toyota Land Cruiser.

That's like my favorite find one.

One of those like old Toyota tracks like in Toy Story.

Oh, yeah.

It's why I can never be rich.

I'd buy the dumbest crap.

Yo, those contacts look really good.

Yeah.

That's always like a mind control thing.

Yeah, he basically is mind control.

He's basically doing slave making slaves that are going to dig up his contraptions for him.

He's like crap.

I should make a TV antenna.

Let's get sticky.

They're, they're being imbued with magical powers, Brendan.

By the Amazon lady, that's half naked.

You know what it makes me think of oddly?

I don't know if it's just the music,

but the scene in the Santa Claus.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Save Santa.

It's the same like kind of music.

Oh, this is the ninjas you were talking about.

Yeah.

Now they have the ninja power industry.

And what can they do differently?

They have different sources.

So they're ready for COVID.

That's good.

They built in masks.

She's not ready for COVID.

No, but your mask got in.

Yeah.

So basically like the animal that they are compatible with is a different zord than what they had before.

Before they were dinosaurs.

Now they're jungle animals.

Do they always have an animal equivalent?

Well, before the in the first season,

and like the first set of power interests,

they had dinosaur equivalents.

Careful.

He might get a bone bone.

He just got a kiss.

Like he's putting his hands there.

He's covered in that.

He just pulls out a binder out of nowhere.

Yeah.

Like in like an ice cool.

The deodorant do that.

Of course.

But do you got like a random boner?

That's why we had textbooks.

Wasn't it?

Yeah.

I didn't read that.

Of course.

The strength is inside you, Alex.

Oh, weird. She's an action. She's actually an owl.

It's a beast's reality.

I don't know.

I'll be like that.

Thank you.

No, thank you.

No, thank you.

He's like bitch.

You play with my ooze.

That was mine.

I forgot how slow parents are.

We were about to destroy them.

Wow.

Have you stuffed it?

That's awesome.

It just bloats them and feathers go over it.

That's awesome.

It's very solemn.

Yeah.

But they have awesome costumes.

Yeah.

These are way cooler than the actual than the other power.

They probably were more comfortable to you.

I wouldn't doubt it.

They look cozy as fuck.

They got to go get the power dude.

I got the power.

They're like, it's time.

We got to go.

They walk super fucking slow.

Honestly, like the look of this movie is really good.

Yeah.

It's beautiful for us.

No idea where it is.

This is, you know, talking about before the movie started where they fight the rock things.

Oh, maybe not.

It'll happen soon though.

So the purple vests they've all been slimmed.

Yeah, basically.

They probably, you know what?

But it was probably like a by-law.

It was probably like a by-law back then where like they had to be wearing a best and a helmet

to be working out a construction site, even in a movie.

It's still now.

Yeah.

So like in a movie, they have to be wearing this shit even.

Me, friend.

It's me.

My name's Fred.

My name's Jeff.

Like no one else in the city would see that.

Yeah.

They're just dizzy.

Yeah.

They're just digging a big asshole.

Man, like it's ridiculous.

Also, I feel like if he's as evil as he says,

you should have like more security.

I just need security.

He's tall, powerful.

Kids from foiling his plants.

Haha.

True.

How much money do you think they had to pay for that reference?

Haha.

That was the whole budget.

That was 8 million of the 15.

Yeah.

You're able to say welcome to Jurassic Park with the dinosaurs skeletons.

This is actually like a brilliant writing choice, though,

and directing choice.

Hmm.

So like the all of their old swords were dinosaurs, right?

And now they're about to fight dinosaurs skeletons.

I just think that it's really smart that they're like,

this is like the dinosaur graveyard.

They're putting their old swords to rest to use the new ones.

I'm trying to figure out how they did this.

Do you think it was like CGI?

It doesn't look like CGI.

Yeah.

I don't.

There's.

I'm unless they're like animatronic or.

Maybe they are animatronic because he's like riding on top of it.

No, it doesn't look real at all.

I don't know man.

It almost looks like stop motiony.

A little.

I don't know.

It could be animatronic.

Haha.

They dug up all the animatronics.

All the all the weird fucking echo morph things.

I like how he took the time to like make labels and boxes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He completely branded.

It's like a product.

A bigger PR campaign this guy.

This kid is so sneaky.

He's going to make them all commit suicide Brendan.

He's the David crash of kids shows.

Still in up the freaking echo morphocons Brendan with his ooze.

This is like the worst CG ever.

Oh my god.

Look at that.

Oh my god.

Who's.

It's like it looks like reboot.

Yeah.

It's very reboot.

It's very reboot.

That's exactly what it looks like.

Meanwhile, the power renders are on a hike.

Finding out who they are.

Haha.

Nice and easy.

Do you think he says that to Kimberly and Beth?

I mean, right now.

Haha.

He just rams it in.

He's a power goes.

It's morphentive.

Haha.

Do you think they're genitals morph?

Yeah.

They've got it.

They changed colors.

He says that every time he gets a stiffy.

Haha.

It's morphentive.

It's morphentive.

They give it a rest of it.

These things.

This is what I was talking about.

They're like stone.

And they come to life and fight them.

Spoiler alert.

My bad.

I think that's a dude in a suit.

The big guy you think so.

I think that's a dude in a suit.

It is.

It's got to be a dude in a suit.

It looks too real to be CG.

I think the morphing sequence with CG,

but those are definitely people in suits.

This is hilarious.

Yeah.

Considering like the way they made this though,

the action sequences are pretty good.

I think so.

They obviously like.

Worked hard to choreography and all that stuff.

Yeah, and it doesn't look like cheesy.

You know, it looks like an actual fight.

Yeah.

It looks like they're actually like the camera angles.

Our own point.

I will say I like that villain a lot.

I've been news.

No, this guy.

But like.

Oh, like the stone.

Toro guy.

Yeah.

It's pretty cool.

Like you kind of looks like a.

A rhino dinosaur.

Yeah.

You know what I think they did?

This looks like one big set that they made for the movie probably.

And they probably put a bunch of cameras around the set,

so that they could film all this stuff.

Oh, yeah.

I love how they scream when they attack stuff.

It's hilarious.

Everybody's doing like a video game character.

He's like getting the shit kicked out of him.

Could you use a hand dude?

Yeah, like he actually had to know how to do the splits for that.

Well, and all the jump kicks.

Yeah.

If they had stunt doubles or I don't think they did though.

I'm pretty sure like the dude that played Tommy talked about how they used to have to

like take martial arts classes and stuff.

I had to do stuff.

And if you want to make TVS cheapest possible.

That was a cool move.

Yeah.

You want to make television cheap, right?

So you get them to do everything.

Well, and you know, they're younger.

So they probably really enjoyed learning everything and like doing this kind of stuff.

Like they literally probably paid them to go to martial arts classes.

Wouldn't it suck if this wasn't even here because someone else already came and claimed the power?

There's their swords, Brendan.

Get ready.

This is actually like really fun watching this movie.

So they save them or they go in.

So like they just released the power of the swords.

And now they get to ride in them and like fight in them.

Very cool.

So this was just for the movie.

Well, this does now the second season of the show.

They have these suits instead.

These are much cooler.

They're like a really similar.

There they go.

Good luck, Rangers.

Oh my god.

This looks so bad, Brendan.

Did you buy all these things with so bad?

Let's do all their budget.

Oh my god.

Every like all the costumes look so good.

And then this fucking weird shit is so out of place.

I mean, maybe that's the point.

But like it looks cool.

It's just weird.

They've declared a state of emergency.

The dude crashes like one guy.

And like immediately they were like up state of emergency.

So although to be fair if that happened,

it probably would be a state of emergency.

Is that yours?

What?

Whatever that guy is?

Zordan?

Zordan?

Is he just like a blob?

I don't know, man.

I think a person because he just looks.

He's just laying there like a good potato.

Yeah, buddy.

Do some cardio.

I love how I've had it.

It was looked up at the air.

He's like inconceivable.

They got the power.

Oh my god.

The animation on it is like atrocious.

Holy shit.

I will say frog has like a loser ring to it.

Yeah.

Can you imagine if they just got like laser beam while they were doing all this bullshit?

To transform?

Yeah.

Why don't they attack them while they're standing there?

Doing nothing.

Exactly.

The music really doesn't fit.

You're right.

The two are doomed.

Like how this woman has like a really jazzed up best.

Yeah.

I noticed that too.

Oh my god.

That's disgusting.

Guys are having a news party.

Party.

That snaps them out of it.

It's a lot of purple.

I kind of want a purple shirt like that.

Let's do this color purple.

Let's be losers.

If you don't come, we'll create our parents a good diet.

That is the worst looking.

Yeah.

It's so bad.

Copy based buildings.

Oh my gosh.

This is so bad.

It's so impressive up to this point.

Like it was so impressive.

And then this should happen.

It kind of reminds me of what's that movie we watched with.

The guy from Star Wars with the nickel backs on.

Oh fuck.

I don't remember.

But I know what you're talking about.

You're right though.

These are mildly better.

Oh my god.

It's killing me.

It's supposed to be a cat.

It's like a saucy and there's something.

I guess it's like sort of okay animation for the 90s.

No, it's I like.

I take everything I just said back.

Random cow.

He got him.

I like how would they believe that kid?

I don't know.

I like that skull and bones are there though.

Eating pizza.

Yeah.

They're taking the subway.

I like how the city in the background of the ship.

Fine.

Seans.

Looks nothing like the city.

The people.

Yeah.

How does he even know that his stabilizers are ruptured?

He's also a bug.

I know, right?

Like you'd have to be, I guess.

You know what this looks like to be branded?

What?

Did you replace Star Fox 64?

No.

Oh my god.

It looks so much like the get that like back game.

He oozed all over.

It was amazing.

He got a little too excited.

He's like, ah oozed.

The blue ranger is like oozed.

I want to find like a good picture of it.

So you can see what it looks like.

He's out of there.

All the flying such shots remind me of that game.

Oh yeah.

It's really cool.

Like similar.

The ships even.

Like I was like a wing.

Oh my god.

What the fuck is happening?

Oh, I remember this.

He like morphs with his fucking mantis.

This is a weird thing.

I think is that supposed to be the space needle in Seattle?

I think so.

It's so bad.

It's so bad, dude.

Yeah.

Now they all gonna combine, Brendan.

This is some guitar solo.

It's the Power Rangers theme song, dude.

This is so dope.

I'm all freaking out.

Yeah.

Well, that was a kid I was freaking out.

I was like, oh shit.

This looks fucking horrendous.

It's so bad.

See, this I remember.

What the fuck?

I remember the action fit you could do.

Look how bad it looks, Brendan.

Yeah.

It's like all crummy.

Oh my god.

What the fuck?

It's totally a model.

The train is a model.

It is not a result.

Dude, I remember the shit is looking like really cool.

What was the kid?

It does not look cool.

It's so bad.

That would not work.

No, it would not work.

It's still derailed.

The power source has been destroyed.

It was them coming together to form one big machine, a new concept.

No, this is something that they always say.

It's like they always did it at the end, right?

Yeah, against like the monster would get bigger.

And then they would have to like do something about it.

So there's power assemble or whatever.

So they made the mega zord.

It's called.

Because I remember everyone had the action figure.

Falcon zord docking.

Tommy's coming in for a landing.

Giggity, gigity goo.

I'm in.

Can you feel me yet?

I'm Docs.

He says that in bed.

Falcon zord coming in for a landing.

I'm docked.

Yeah, then they go to outer space for whatever fucking reason.

Cause why not?

This whole movie was actually so impressive.

And then this bullshit.

See you guys start happening.

Oh, it's so bad.

Like everything looked really good too, like all the monsters,

while they were in the jungle and stuff.

Like it all looked really nice.

That was their whole budget.

You're right.

They used the way less of the budget on this part.

They were like, well, fix it and post.

They never fix that.

That's amazing.

The kids are trying to push the parents back.

So they don't commit suicide.

And he saw like a cement truck and a bucket truck.

We, you are doomed.

But keep saying leap to our new.

That's what he told them to do.

What is he doing?

He's got like a hose.

He's going to hose them off.

hose them down.

They need a cold shower.

That could really hurt people.

He's not even spraying the parents.

He's fucking spraying the kids.

To make them stronger.

Oh, I see.

If it's that much force though, wouldn't it like hurt?

Yeah, it would like crush their ribs into the parents.

Where the fuck are they?

The Dylan's about helping for the power I do still in.

They should have a safer ship than that.

Seriously?

They shouldn't have to brace themselves.

They should have seat belts.

Why don't they have seat belts?

They remember a modern show.

They would like require seat belts.

Yeah, because you know that to show people without seat belts in movies.

I get gonna win the crotch.

Oh my god.

Is that what the emergency is?

That's what it was for.

Kicked.

So stupid.

I love the big day of sex mac and I was like,

Did they name in the ball sack?

Did he get to hit by a call?

That's what I mean.

He accidentally falls off the cliff.

Oh, shit.

I didn't love you before.

And I was a terrible abusive father.

But now I love you.

I stole your ooze.

It oozed all over me.

Rebuild them guys.

You can do it.

We can rebuild him.

Faster.

Stronger.

I was good acting there.

Can't really.

Oh no.

Zorgon's gonna die.

They're healing him, Brendan.

Oh, is that what?

You kind of look like Robin Williams with his eyes closed.

Well, but do you think they got to keep the power in your suits when they were done acting in the show?

I hope so.

I'm going to be sick, right?

Like they put it on 20 years later.

It doesn't fit.

They use it as like a fucking sex costume.

It's more of a tie.

Go go.

It's pork in time.

Rangers.

I'm back.

Oh, my god.

Listen to what song it is, dude.

Anything's possible.

With friendship.

I wonder if I could ever actually add it up being a power in the letter.

I sure hope so.

Thank you.

Buck and Scott.

No, he never ends up being a Ranger.

No.

But there is a Gold Ranger isn't there.

I think so.

I just looked him up though.

Some semi-hagar vein healing to finish this movie off.

There we go, baby.

You got to do fireworks at the end of the movie.

That was like a 90's thing.

There's like the butt rock guitar solo.

That was fun.

That was a good movie.

There was always in the TV show.

There was always like an after credits with the villains too.

That was like a thing they did all the time.

Before Marvel did after credits.

Power Rangers did after credits Brendan.

What was your impression of the movie Brendan?

Did you enjoy it?

I honestly did.

I mean, I've seen, like, I've seen spoof of a man seeking woman.

Does a spoof of it at the end of the music?

Second season.

And so, I mean, I knew I've known of it for a long time.

I just wasn't into it as a kid.

Yeah, I didn't make sense of your parents in wanting to watch it.

That's like, that's like step right.

She was not allowed to watch power Rangers, but her brother used to like sneak and watch episodes of it occasionally.

I was a big fan of my dad, like got me into it.

He used to tape it for me on like a VHS, and then I'd watch it.

I think like growing up something that was really good with my parents was,

like they didn't care what I watched as long as they okay with each other.

And then they were like, are you sure you want to watch this?

And then I would let me watch it.

And they would like talk to me about it.

Okay, yeah, that's healthy.

That's healthy way to deal with it.

I think.

Like horror movies, especially my dad would watch them with me.

And then he would like, he started me off with like, you know, goosebumps and stuff.

And then like we worked our way up to like other stuff.

But he always talked to me about it before and after like make sure I was okay.

And like not too scared.

Yeah.

And we would always watch it together.

He would never let me watch horror movies alone, you know.

So I thought I was like a good way to do things though.

Made me grow up a little bit more immune to like the horror movie genre.

I guess like I can watch horror movies and actually enjoy them now.

Instead of just being scared of.

I understand your trepidations.

Yeah, I really enjoyed doing that though.

That was fun watching this movie.

The end was like atrocious.

It was really good.

The end was like a CG nightmare from the 90s.

It's like a travel back like 50 years in animation.

Oh, everybody.

This is been fun.

Hopefully you enjoyed listening to our commentary of the Power Rangers movie from 1995.

This has been another episode of refined 90s cinema. Cinnamon...

With Alex and Brendan.