Refined. Nineties.
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Quick hits. Cinema.
Hi, I'm Alex. And this is Brendan.
We're here for another episode of Refined. Nineties.
Quick hits. Quick hits.
We'll figure it out. It's good to look in your eyes.
It's been a while, man. We've both been so busy lately.
I don't want to talk about it.
It's just to the point where, like, even the Thursdays when I'm not super busy,
I'm like, I don't feel like doing anything.
I miss hanging out with my buddy, dude.
I knew I missed talking to my friend.
We're in person right now. We're in studio 3.0 in Brendan's new basement.
Drinkin' some black cab.
Yeah, some really nice... What did I say this was?
Let me look at the... So it is a back-o noir.
Not a pino noir, a back-o noir, which is really interesting.
I never knew that was even a thing, but...
It's from Niagara on the lake.
Remember when I was complaining about Niagara on the lake?
Yeah, why do you hate that so much?
Michelle listened to that episode and she was like,
well, you don't want to go with me, so then we had to go.
Did you enjoy it?
I actually did.
We're going for our first honeymoon.
Nice. How many honeymoons are you having?
What do you mean first honeymoon?
So, because we're not going on a big trip until the summer,
we have to have a mini-moon, which is a weekend trip after the win.
Nice.
Steph and I are going to do our honeymoon,
like maybe next year, maybe the year after.
We want to go to Greece.
I really badly want to go to Greece.
It's a cheap dish.
And it's beautiful there, so...
Yeah, turn me the fuck down.
You have a very dynamic voice.
You know what it is?
It's quiet.
It's still doing it too. It's ridiculous.
It's because when I was streaming a lot,
I got used to projecting so that it was very clear.
Like, wow.
Yeah, pretty much.
Welcome to my stream.
Well, the thing is, when I first started,
I'd be gaming and I would focus too hard on the game
and I would mumble.
I would talk like this when I was trying to talk to my stream.
And no one would know what I was saying.
So, I got used to actually speaking out loud
and enunciating while I was doing things
and focusing more on what I was saying than what I was playing.
And I also learned to pick games to play on stream
that were almost second nature to me,
so I wouldn't have to focus as hard on them
while I was talking to people.
So, that's when I started to get more viewers.
Like, when we were playing Tony Hawk,
remember how crazy that stream was?
That's so much fun.
Yeah, that stream was crazy.
We had like 50 people in there at one point
and we were just nonchalant skating around,
doing tricks and talking and stuff
and singing and all kinds of craziness.
It was fun.
It took us like three days
and people were with us.
Yeah, the whole three days.
Man, that was so much fun.
Yeah, that was a good stream.
Honestly, like next time you come up to visit,
maybe we should try streaming like Tony Hawk 2.
Did we do Tony Hawk 2 on stream already?
We beat Tony Hawk 1 in a day
and then we did the second one, didn't we?
We think we did 3.
I don't think we did 2.
We could do 2 and 4.
Well, we could do like the remasters too.
We have those on PlayStation.
I have it on here.
Yeah.
I need to get a new controller.
Yeah, that was fun though.
I don't stream that much anymore.
Brendan's going to help me set up my mic
so I have better audio when I'm at home.
And then it means we can pod.
Well, then you won't have to listen to my voice
cutting in and out and being shitty all the time.
And his chair being like...
Yeah.
Or shit like this.
Where I tap on the desk.
Or my keyboard clacking
because my mic at home sucks right now.
So I'm going to buy probably one of these mics.
You can send me the link to what it is
and then I can buy all the other shit.
I'm actually going to get an exercise book.
Sit on when I'm in here.
Nice.
I need to hook up my...
Well, not hook up,
but I need to set up my standing desk again
because I'm sitting so much right now
working on the shit I'm working on.
But we're getting old guys.
We're like, Brendan's what, 34?
33.
Am I 33?
I thought you were a year older than me.
Yeah, but...
I'm turning 33 in October.
So you're only like six months older than me.
Yeah.
Are you sure?
I always thought that you were like a whole year
and a little bit older than me,
but maybe I'm just crazy.
No, it's 2023.
I'm 23.
Okay.
Right?
Okay, so you're like six months older than me.
You're not a year older.
Right, yeah.
Okay.
So I'm turning 33,
but like everything hurts sometimes.
I'll wake up in the morning some days
and I'll be like, I don't want to get out of bed.
I'll be like, I'm going to have a great day today.
And my back's like, the fuck you are.
Correct.
But yeah, anyway,
Brendan was making fun of me earlier
because I play a lot of golf now.
That was not...
And while you're turning into like a retired...
I'm a retired old man.
Drinking wine and playing golf.
Drinking wine, playing golf,
podcasting and collecting Pokemon cards.
My favorite pastimes.
It's good to be back.
It's been a while.
We have another podcast since like what?
March this year?
Yep.
Just after my wedding or just before my wedding?
No, it was after the wedding.
We did one.
We did one before one after.
Yeah.
Because I remember doing the one where I was like,
I'm a married man now.
Yep.
We've been following this saga for years at this point.
Yeah.
No kidding.
To be honest, like I'm really impressed with us
because even though there are long periods
where we don't pod or we're not consistent,
we like stick to it.
Like we keep coming back
and we're always going to like keep making shit
because it's fun.
It's fun for us.
It's a good way to stay in touch
when we don't have a lot more other stuff to do.
Yep.
Pretty soon we're both going to be married
on our path to the later parts of our lives.
What are we doing today, Brandon?
We are doing a little throwback quick hits
with some 90s comedy routines
and funny junk.
Although funny junk, I don't think
was around in the 90s,
like some old early internet viral videos.
Early internet, like flash animated viral videos.
And our first is the famous
You Kicked My Dog Branko by Kerpal.
Now my dog need operation.
And apparently it was by a teenager
named Travis Hopkins from Mississauga in 1993.
Mississauga?
Ontario.
It's Canadian?
Yes.
No way.
That's awesome.
He now lives in Toronto.
Oh, I'm actually so pumped now.
I didn't realize this was a Canadian thing.
It would be.
Most of the funniest comedians are from Canada.
Jim Carrey lived in Canada for a long time.
He was born here.
Ryan Reynolds was born in Canada.
And also this guy.
And this guy.
Yeah, you kicked my dog guy.
It's starting.
I love the phone.
It looks like a sex toy.
This was always my favorite.
The like flash MSP.
They're like shitty mouse drawings.
It is hilarious.
I love that it's like,
like you can hear the static in the audio
because it's so old.
It's a real phone call.
I know.
Play.
She kicked my dog.
I love that they gave the guy like such a huge smile too.
Which dog?
I love what the dude's got a picture of the dog
in the background too.
You fucking guy.
You know the threat.
Fuck you.
You know what this is, Brendan?
Have you heard the, um,
you've heard the skit where it's like,
what's your name?
Tony, what's your name?
Ezekiel.
Fuck you Ezekiel.
Fuck you.
No, fuck you.
That's what this is.
That's like the modern version of this.
You kicked my dog.
You fucking guy.
Hello, Val.
You know, she starts taking it seriously
and then she realizes like,
it's a joke toward the end.
Yeah.
Doesn't she start like giggling and stuff?
Yeah.
But like, there was no,
there's no concept of like,
intellectual property or anything.
Someone took that,
turned it into this,
posted it on the internet.
Well, yeah.
The amount of plagiarism in the 90s
is mind-boggling to me,
because there's no way they got the rights
to the skit and then posted it.
And I bet this person made so much money
off of this shit.
Probably made no money.
But on YouTube though,
like how many people have watched this video now?
Look at how many views this has probably.
Uh,
by almost 6 million.
Yeah, so imagine the amount of money that came in,
the revenue on YouTube from that.
That's crazy.
If it's monetized.
Well, it probably is though,
because it's on YouTube.
I bet people have to watch ads all the time
to watch this shit.
All the comments are like,
twenty-twenty to you,
still funny.
It's hilarious.
Yes, you stink.
It's all people our age
that are like trying to find the nostalgia.
Now my dog needs operation.
The duck video.
Oh, is that the lemonade stand video?
I have no idea.
This one?
Yeah, with the duck.
That's got to be the duck with the lemonade stand.
It is.
Have you seen this?
Yes.
Got any grapes?
So stupid.
It's the dumbest shit ever.
We're just like watching videos about 90s internet.
These are not 90s.
No, these aren't 90s videos,
but it's about the old school 90s internet.
This kid's like 14 years old.
He's talking about old school shit.
He probably doesn't even know what old school means.
He's like 12.
And we're the one...
Oh, is this the kid with the remote in his asshole?
Oh, my God.
This is the kid whose warcraft cow got deleted.
When is this video from?
I have no idea.
Thirteen years.
This can't be the original.
This is not the original.
This has got to be so old.
Bro, I feel that shit though now.
When you spend a lot of time on something...
I'm pretty sure it's fake though.
It's definitely real.
This kid is freaking out for real.
He's pissed.
He's very good at taking his clothes off.
It's real funny.
What are the comments on this video?
He looks like he's fucking possessed.
Just know this.
This kid is an adult now.
He could be anywhere.
Kid gets angry?
The remote.
Ah, shit.
Here we go again.
That's so funny.
Oh, man.
Oh, my Lord.
It's 2023 and I can't help but still laugh.
It is funny.
It's really funny.
Wasn't there like a sequel to this where he like fucking made his brother pissed off again about some other bullshit?
I can't believe...
Sometimes I watch this shit, Brendan, and I'm like, there's no way that it's that recent.
Like, I don't even think this video is 90s.
No.
It's just old as fuck.
It's the early 2000s.
It's definitely genuine, Brendan.
There's no way it's not genuine.
Oh, my Lord.
Just type in like 90s comedy, 90s flash video.
The Flash.
Apparently there was a TV show, The Flash.
Maybe type in like 1990s flash animation and see.
Was Flash a thing in the 90s?
I don't know.
Oh, it was.
Newground's Gems.
Okay, Newground's Gems might make it.
Oh, I remember this one.
Oh, he puts the fire out on his head with a cat.
Yeah, I don't know.
It might not really fall into the category.
I don't really care though.
It's funny.
Newground's funny junk.
Addicting games.
Oh, my God.
Addicting games, bro.
So much time on there.
Did you ever play the one with like the, I think you were like a
paper plane or something and you had to like cut off the other
paper planes and trap them in boxes and stuff.
Maybe it was just like an arrow, but did you ever play that game
Cross Country Canada?
You were literally a truck driver and you had to type in, it was
one of those like, you typed in what you wanted to do.
It was kind of like the, like the old space quest games and
stuff, but you were a truck driver and you had to try and like
cross Canada road trip as a truck driver.
It was awesome.
It was just like the options and like the bottom of the screen.
Yeah.
You could type in like turn on windshield wipers and it would
like do that.
And you could like type in like pull over and then you could type
in like check, check tires to make sure everything was okay or
like, like people drew this shit.
It took probably months.
Also that house that that guy was in front of there, that was
literally just like the Simpsons house, but drone.
Like it's got like the same driveway and everything.
This is so good.
The creativity of some people.
I'll give you a really big hug if you can tell me what this
song's from.
I know the exact thing that this song is for.
I don't know.
It's from F zero.
What is that?
It's a game for Super Nintendo from the nineties.
Like what is Sakupin doing right now?
F zero endless challenge.
I like that they do credits and they like named all the
characters, but not actually.
Granny from across the street.
The fuzz.
But like this shit would not fly nowadays.
If you made a video with copyrighted music like this,
like you would get copyright strikes so fast.
I remember these videos.
This is just like a fighting thing.
It's the shit out of a bunch of dudes.
Remember this one?
Oh dude, it's so good.
Animator versus animation.
How do they even do like flash style animation?
It's just frame by frame stuff.
It's definitely a style.
Essentially what this is is traditional animation.
Like you draw every single frame.
It's just in flash you can like add extra effects and shit.
Like that's what all this is.
This one is really clever though.
Like I remember watching this and being like super impressed
when I was younger.
Did you ever play around on macro media flash like this?
Obviously I didn't do anything.
That's amazing.
There's all the key frames in flash.
So like I used to make like Dragon Balls E stick fight
videos on my macro media flash on my shitty like 90s
computer.
I would sit there for hours and just draw every frame and
on like Windows XP or even less than that like DOS.
No, I don't think DOS could do it.
I don't think so.
It would have been XP or 2000.
Yeah, maybe it was 2000.
Definitely did.
That's awesome.
Yeah, it's really cool.
Do you remember the game Line Rider?
You never played Line Rider?
No.
Oh my God, Brendan.
You got to try Line Rider.
Send him to the graveyard or the heaven.
ABG antivirus in the fire.
Oh my God.
That's so clever.
It's such a good like snapshot of what it was like to use a
computer early 2000s.
It really is.
I think there was like a second one that they did to where
like escapes and oh and now he's a virus or now he's an ad
blocker.
They're like keeping him in jail and he has to block ads for
them.
That's so keep freaking hilarious.
Type in Line Rider on like any anything.
Just type it in on like you.
Yeah.
And then click play.
So now what you have to do is you can draw a line underneath
him.
And he'll literally like ride on the line.
Then click play.
So then like you can stop it and he'll start from the beginning
again when you play it again.
But you can draw more lines and he just keeps going.
So that he can't.
Yeah.
So you can like.
I want to try to draw another one.
Yeah.
Or you can also delete the ones you already drew and have him
like ride up.
It's all based on like gravity physics shit though.
So you have to like.
Yes.
So he'll still go backwards.
So you can like block.
Yeah.
You can also use the regular pencil and draw like an actual
like curved line and he'll ride he'll ride the curve line too.
So I think it's the one on the far left.
If you want to like just draw a curved line for him to ride
down.
Yeah.
There you go.
I'm so talented.
I feel like.
And then he'll freaking go down.
So I used to sit in my computer class.
Like ever.
I just keep drawing like courses for this little sled dude to
ride on.
It was so good.
And you can make him do like loopy loops and you can like make
him fly across the screen and land on another line.
And like he like wipes out and stuff eventually.
And you can do like lines that have like turbo boosts on
them.
So you can like.
Whoa.
Got stuck.
I can't believe like you missed this era.
Yeah.
I never saw a line.
Line Rider dot com everyone.
I never played this.
I mean that's probably not 90s either.
But it's still it's like hilarious.
Such a good little computer game.
Google code.
Like it's nothing but that.
We should do like Rugrats episodes.
The pilot.
It's only six minutes.
Oh my God.
It looks.
Oh yeah.
The episodes are really short.
So like you.
What it would be.
Is with commercials.
They would be about 10 minutes each.
And there'd be three episodes in the half an hour segment.
So you get like a couple of different stories with the
Rugrats.
Want to do it right now.
Fuck.
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Rugrats.
Fine Anti Cinema Quick Hit.
We're fine.
Anti Cinema.
Quirk.
Yeah.
Of course I watched Rugrats.
Dude this was the bomb.
Remember the movie.
Oh my.
Dill Pickles.
I bought the soundtrack.
Yeah dude.
The movie's so good.
That had like Smash Mouth and stuff in it.
Didn't it?
The soundtrack.
It was a good soundtrack.
The Digimon movie has a bomb soundtrack to never like.
Digimon.
Yeah.
But the soundtrack for the like.
Oh so good.
Nickelodeon.
Is this literally the pilot episode?
Yes.
Holy shit.
Stu.
Look how jank this animation looks, bro.
This is so awesome.
What's the mom's name, Betty?
Didi?
Didi.
Stu and Didi pickles.
Stu, yes.
And then the, his brother is Angelica's father.
Yes.
Right?
I think so.
And then they have friends.
They have Phil and Lil.
They're neighbors.
Phil and Lil are the neighbor babies that Tommy's friends with and then Chucky's his
best friend.
Yes.
He's like a hypochondriac.
And Chucky doesn't have a mom, just a dad.
And Angelica, yeah, Angelica's a bitch.
Yeah, she sucks.
She's like the older bossy one.
Yeah.
And then there's like the, there was one other girl that hangs out with Angelica that like
comes over.
Oh yeah.
Yeah.
Lipshits.
Dr. Lipshits.
Dr. Lipshits is like the hot shit about parenting.
Look at her mouth.
How big it is.
Oh my lord.
So this is actually funny because when they're, TV shows in the 90s, when they're doing traditional
animation like this, keeping a character on model, which basically just means keeping
them like all the proportions the same all the time, but still like animated.
Because people hand-dry.
Yeah.
You train.
So like keeping them on model was really hard in television though because of the short
deadlines.
So like that's why you see their faces constantly like getting bigger and smaller and all kinds
of weird shit happening because there was such a short deadline on this stuff.
I also think this style sort of lends itself to that kind.
Same thing as like Beavis and Butthead.
I was just going to mention Beavis and Butthead too.
Like when she stuck her head in the side of the screen, it made me think of Beavis and
Butthead.
What the fuck is this dog?
He's like watching a commercial with this weird ass dog.
Or King of the Hill.
Yeah.
King of the Hill.
Beavis and Butthead.
Dragon Ball was the same way.
It had like very jank animation at the beginning because when they just didn't have the budget,
right?
Well, and also like a lot of the people that worked on television were like beginner animators
and hand-drawn animation is like it's way harder to keep characters on model than 3D
because 3D is like an actual like built character in the program.
So it's hard to break them and make them look weird.
Like there's pre-built rules.
Yeah.
It's like it's like a character that's built in 3D space.
So you can't like accidentally draw it too big, right?
It's just you're moving a character around that's already built for you.
So keeping them on model is a lot easier in 3D.
But oh yeah, Howard and Betty.
Betty's like a feminist.
Yeah.
She's like a like a feminist and she like is all into running and exercising and hiking
and shit.
Tommy looks like he's seen some shit, Brendan.
Look at him.
He's like.
He's so fucked.
What the hell?
There was an episode of this show where Tommy loses his like paper airplane in the basement
and Stu is an inventor.
So he like has all this like weird shit.
And there was like a baby making like a baby doll making machine in the basement.
And it that episode terrified me as a kid because the dolls were like super creepy looking
and shit.
I'm in the basement right now because it's with all those like weird inventions and shit.
But yeah, the plane like gets stuck on a conveyor belt and like the ball the dolls get all fucked
up and like it just looks all weird and Tommy gets freaked out.
Yeah.
Basements were always portrayed as terrifying.
Yeah.
Places.
I mean, I had a pretty terrifying basement and both of my first houses growing up like
with like a it was almost like a cellar like an unfinished part that you went down into
for the laundry room and I was always terrified.
That's kind of what mine was too.
There was like pillars in the basement and like the back room was the only room that
was finished and like everything else was just like boxes and like weird shit and cobwebs
and I remember thinking there was like a scary dude that lived in there was going to like
get us if we went in there.
Did your basement have a light switch that like wasn't near the stairs?
So you had to like hit it and then run to the stairs and go up the stairs back to like
the right address.
I remember the ceiling was lower than the rest of the house.
I always had to hit the light switch and then I would like run for my fucking life and like
try to get out of the basement as quick as possible because the lights were off and I
thought I was going to get murdered or something.
They're going on an adventure.
Chuckster.
It's like Tommy's first birthday party or something.
I think that's the, well, and they need to introduce us to the characters, right?
Yeah.
Even from episode one, she was horrible.
She even looks like a little shithead.
So the Rugrats movie was actually one of my first ever theater movies.
I feel like it was pretty late, like 2001.
I don't think, I think it was like 1999.
It came out pretty.
Look at it now.
Yeah, look it up.
It's definitely older.
I hope it's 90s.
That would make me really happy.
98.
Yes.
Yeah.
It was like one of my first movies I ever saw in theaters.
Oh, we did it.
Yo ho ho in a bottle of yam.
Episode 14.
That's awesome.
Three years ago.
Damn.
I need to listen to that episode again just to see what we said about it.
It would be fun to like rewatch the movies we've done already just to see like, you know,
that's the front of our segment.
Have our feelings changed?
Yeah.
Look at his nose on the floor.
Babies are gross, dude.
So when my sister and my brother were growing up, my sister was born a couple of years after
my brother, right?
So my mom told me a story once about how my brother would like crawl through the hallway
sometimes, but if he had like pooped in his diaper too much, they'd be like falling out
of it.
And my sister would follow him around and pick up his poop off the ground and eat it.
That explains a lot.
Yeah.
Geez.
Babies are gross, dude.
I swear to God.
It's a wonder.
Babies like actually survive.
Actually, Rugrats is a good indication of the fact that it's a wonder.
Babies like actually grow up so much of the time.
When they had like a Rugrats, like a teen years.
Yeah, it was called like all grown up or something like that.
Drew looked pissed, bro.
I like how feeling.
We'll just start fighting over it.
And then Joe was like, fuck you stupid babies.
This is mine.
And the parents do nothing.
They're just like whatever.
It does look very cool.
But everyone's like, what is it?
I forgot they're always like on his case because he's a failed inventor.
He lives with them, right?
The grandpa.
Yeah.
Look how like Stu's so upset now because they made fun of his invention.
It's literally a baby monitor and they gave it to him for his first birthday.
He won't know.
Yeah.
Don't they don't end up using them as like walkie-talkies in the show later?
The babies start like talking to each other on them.
The parents are so excited.
And they just leave the kids on the floor.
Why does he want the dog food?
I don't know because he's a year old and he's gross.
Stupid kid.
Oh no, he's crying.
Can you imagine being the voice actor whose job it was to just cry like a baby?
You know the voice actor for Tommy Pickles is actually female?
Actually.
So she, do you remember, did you watch All of Friends?
Do you know the girl that shows up that like was a previous co-worker of Phoebe's where
they like sing smelly cat together and then she steals the song from Phoebe?
Okay.
That girl is Tommy Pickles.
She's the voice of Tommy Pickles.
And she's also the voice of like Phil and Lil and I think Angelica.
Like she does a lot of the voices on the show.
Yeah.
Very cool.
They use like four voice actors for all the voices on the show.
It's crazy.
So if you watch her talk, if you watch that episode of Friends again, the second she comes
in, you'll be like, that's Tommy Pickles.
Like you'll know it in her voice now because you know that she did that.
Friends is one of my favorite TV series.
But if I watch it with anyone that's like never seen it before, you've been watching it with
Steph when I was showing her.
She never saw it.
Not before she was dating me.
She watched a couple episodes of it because her sister really likes it, but it just didn't
age well.
She was like, this is very feminist and like awful.
I don't know, very anti-feminist.
Sorry.
There's a lot of like, what?
This is supposed to be like a good kids puppet show.
I think it's, is it Stu Pickles doing the puppet show?
It is.
Yeah.
It's Tommy's dad.
Oh no.
It's Stu and Drew.
It's Stu and his brother doing a puppet show.
I love that in these like nineties cartoons, it's they still do it in like current cartoons,
but they have like the humor for the parents because the kid watching wouldn't know what the
hell is happening.
But the parents are like, haha, they're arguing with the puppets.
Oh, they think Tommy ate spikes food and turned into a dog.
That's hilarious.
Why doesn't Jelica want Spike to bite the male?
Because that's like the dog thing.
I don't know.
They don't want it to be a dog.
Yeah, they thought that if you eat dog food.
But Angelica's already a bitch, so it's okay.
That's awesome.
And the brothers are just arguing.
Well played, Brendan.
Well played.
I love that Angelica is like helping them.
She's like, yeah, babies eat the dog food.
How can she understand them, but she can actually talk.
I don't know, man.
How do they explain that?
What the fuck are they using Stu's invention to like hover them up to the dog?
They're going to like it.
These people are horrible parents, Brendan.
They have no idea where their fucking kids are.
It's going to fall on them and they're all going to get concussed.
They're literally now flying around on a hover car built by Tommy's dad.
And the parents are fighting over who's doing the puppet show right.
And they have no idea that the kids are fucking around in the kitchen with this
hover car and dog food.
And Angelica's in white face.
Could you fell into a bag of flour?
I'm going to bring them in over water.
Now their kitchen is flooded.
This is actually so funny.
We want to watch our grads over again, like just from the beginning.
Now the brothers are having a therapy session with the puppets.
Yeah, isn't the mom like, forget what they do for work?
I think she is like legitimately a therapist.
Isn't carrot cake supposed to be like a not a birthday cake and also not just white?
If it's frasfrosting.
I guess, but like, I have carrot cake for my birthday.
Carrot cake's good, fuck man.
So good. It should have been chocolate.
Oh yeah, they are Jewish.
They do like a Hanukkah episode.
Like they just give the dog like a whole can of dog food.
Oh no, he doesn't even want it.
Okay, the babies are all going to go eat it.
These people don't look after their kids.
They can't floor eat their kids or eating dog food.
They all ate it and then spat it out.
That's hilarious.
Regrats, Brendan.
So basically the moral of the story is parents in the 90s didn't look after their kids.
No.
At all.
The magic school bus was definitely 90s.
September 1997.
Disney's one Saturday morning.
Man, we had all the best TV shows in the 90s.
What did people do before the 90s?
They were just bored all the time.
Pretty sure.
And flash animation.
Yeah.
What did people do?
Is this 3D animated?
It looks like it.
When did that come out?
I don't think it is though.
I think the poster is just drawn as if it were 3D, but the show is not 3D.
Yeah, Rugrats got a movie.
I feel like every cartoon got a movie.
Yeah, like the Wild Thornberry's got a movie.
Hey, Arnold got a movie.
Did it?
Yeah.
All the good 90s kid shows got movies.
1996.
Doug.
What was another one?
No, the Fairly Odd Parents is a little later.
It's not 90s.
91 to 99.
What is Doug?
Never watched Doug.
I don't think so.
The Doug Show.
Oh, I did watch Doug.
Bro.
A part of my brain just busted open that I haven't used in like 20 years.
Doug and Patty and Skeeter.
Dude.
Whoa, the animation on this is actually really good too.
This is wild.
Holy fuck, was the budget of this show insane?
I remember this though.
Wow, dude.
When you said Doug, I had no idea what you were talking about.
And the second I saw that, it like blew my brain wide open.
Arthur.
Did Arthur get a movie?
He got a lot of like straight to DVD stuff, but he never got a real theatrical release.
What is this?
We could do Cat-Dog.
Oh, dude, Cat-Dog was sick too.
That was an awesome show.
What in the world?
What the heck?
What the fuck is this shit?
Doris.
Bro.
The door.
This is 90s 3D animation.
That's what that shit was.
Scooby-Doo.
Nice.
Love it.
This is Ace Ventura.
Yeah.
There's an Ace Ventura TV show?
A cartoon?
Oh my God.
We had some good cartoons in the 90s, man.
There's an Addams Family cartoon.
Yeah.
I remember there was a live action show.
Well, it was based on the live action movies from like the 60s.
Because Addams Family has been around for so long.
Uncle Fester.
Huh?
That's what that guy's name was, Uncle Fester, the dude on the train.
I don't know that show.
What the fuck is this?
What is this?
What are those machines called?
Like a Rube Goldberg.
Yeah, a Rube Goldberg machine.
I have like a vague memory of what this is.
I have no memory of what this is.
McGee and me.
Nice.
Oh, Paddington Bear.
Bro, he got a movie.
Like a real one, like a 3D animated.
Yeah, like live action 3D.
I remember that shit.
What is this?
I have no idea.
The Headless Horseman?
Sam and Max.
Is this Super Mario Brothers?
There was a 90s Super Mario Brothers cartoon?
Brandon, there's a Mario Brothers TV series from the 90s.
You know, there's like tons of Looney Tunes from the 90s too.
Like there's so much Looney Tunes.
Looney Tunes, there's actually episodes of Looney Tunes that have been completely wiped from the air because they're so like awful.
There's like an episode of Looney Tunes from like 93 where Bugs Bunny does blackface.
It's pretty bad.
Because that shit was like...
Oh, do you remember this show?
The Creepy Puppet Show?
Yeah.
This shit was awful.
This is the Wild Thornberries, right?
I think so.
It was Animal Crackers.
They made a TV show out of a freaking everything in the 90s.
The Animal Shelf.
It was literally like the weirdest time for television, but also the best time for television because there was so much random shit.
Animaniacs, dude.
The difference in animation between something like Animaniacs though and like other shit.
Is that an Archie Comics TV show?
What about Time Today?
This is my favorite show, I think.
The theme song is super catchy.
What the hell is this?
I have no idea.
Oh, is this Monster by Mistake?
Monster by Mistake.
It was not Monster by Mistake.
There was an Ant-Man TV show?
Whoa, dude.
The Bar.
Oh, yeah, Bad Bar.
The Elephant TV show.
What the f-
I've never saw this ever.
Duck breaks his ass out of an egg and Brendon's like, what the fuck?
What is this shit?
There was a weird realm of TV in the 90s.
The Bloody Animals.
You know what's funny about some of these shows though?
They were someone's favorite show, guaranteed.
Oh, absolutely.
I remember Beast Wars.
Yeah, Beavis and Butthead, baby.
A Beetlejuice cartoon.
Whoa, this is wackiest fuck.
It's creepy.
Holy shit, look at the intro.
It's gonna give you a seizure just watching this shit.
Whoa, dude.
Everyone listening right now needs to go watch the Beetlejuice intro from the 90s.
Shit is wild.
Thank you, Retro Crunch.
What the fuck is this?
Boy Robot.
Why did I not know about any of this?
Big guy and, do you remember George Trinx?
Oh, yeah, George Trinx was funny.
That was a good show.
What in the fuck is this?
Is that where this came from?
No, it was a song from like the 50s.
It was like a comedy album from the 50s.
But there's a show about animated birds.
And the theme song is literally just bird is the word.
It's literally just called birds.
It's also got a seizure warning probably before every episode
because the fucking intro was just flashy colors.
Dude, blue's clues. There you go.
Here's the mail. It makes me wail.
It makes me want to wag my tail when I go.
Oh, I know. It never fails.
It makes me want to wag my tail.
It must be the original Steve.
When it comes, I want to wail.
It's got to be the original Steve.
Oh, I remember this show.
I don't remember what it's called, though.
Yeah, I remember it too, though.
It's in my memory bank.
Stashed away with dust on it.
Bob and Margaret.
Bob and Margaret.
Was it for adults?
I don't remember.
Oh, dude. Yeah.
Bob and Margaret was like an adult,
like after dark television show.
Holy fuck.
But like because it was a cartoon,
I remember getting away with it.
Yeah, it was like on with new ground
with the undergrads and shit, though.
Like it was on like the late at night.
This is funny because this is actually all 3D animated
from the 90s.
Oh, Bobby's world.
Bro, the tricycle.
Oh, the tricycle.
He's got his little trike.
Did you watch this?
I did. It was awesome.
I remember this, unlike the WB.
This was the good shit, man.
It's a good intro.
It is a good intro.
How did some of these shows get made?
That's what I mean.
Some of the shit would just get denied instantly nowadays.
I don't know.
Oh, my God.
That shit was made in like, what the heck?
What the hell is going on?
Wow.
That was a blast from the past.
Is there even such a thing as
Saturday morning cartoons anymore?
Because the kids just have everything.
I don't think so.
Also, we didn't see that one,
but there's an Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog intro
in this video.
Oh, my God, I watched this show.
I did, too. This is so awesome, bro.
I remember this TV show.
What a weird intro, though.
Holy cow.
This is chaos.
Wow.
It's weird to think about, though,
but these are shows we
could have seen once
and then never watched again.
Right. Because we weren't in front of the TV.
Because we didn't know.
Because they got taken off the air.
Or there were only 13 episodes.
Right.
But then there's stuff like, I would watch TV
before school every day.
I'd eat my breakfast and watch.
It would be before grade school,
so I'd get on the bus.
Yeah, Arthur was on in the mornings.
I also watched Teen Titans
religiously in the morning.
I'd get up, I'd get my cereal,
and at 7.30, I'd sit down in front of the TV,
and I'd watch Teen Titans for half an hour,
and then I would go to school.
I saw every single episode of Teen Titans,
and that was 2003 or something,
or four that show came out.
That was like way before Teen Titans go.
It was like the darker version of the show
and all that stuff, and it was like...
Yeah.
But then there's shows that I didn't see like any of.
Ever. I watched like one episode here or there,
but I liked it. I just didn't know when to watch it
because I didn't have the time. Like, I wasn't
around the TV at the right time.
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