This is Quick Hits six, by the way.
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This is number six?
Seven.
Quirk at 90's.
Seven.
Seven.
Sorry, I got jumped a gut on that a little bit.
I was too excited.
Quick Hits. Quick Hits!
Quick Hits!
We're in person.
I sounded like, yeah, we are in person for the first time in six months.
Eight months.
So before I forget, before I forget.
And I say Quick.
If you did you ever see, what the fuck was it?
Freddie Kruger, the third movie?
Like, right now I'm straight, the third one.
Maybe.
Okay, Quirk.
Where he comes out of the TV and attacks the check in her dream.
Because she falls asleep watching TV.
And then he goes, you're on prime time now, rich.
Yeah, we talked about that.
Yeah, it sounds like that.
Like Quick Hits.
Yes.
I don't know what's the best thing to do.
The big waves.
What about?
What about goose bumps?
I was, let's watch goose bumps.
Because I was actually, while we were looking through your stuff, that was what came, like,
it started out to me.
That's RL Stein.
You know, he looks like a, like, an accountant or a doctor.
He looks like a Stein.
Kind of like Mr. Bean.
Well, but do you want to watch the mask one?
Or is that too long?
It's 44.
It's almost 45 minutes.
That's the one I remember the most vividly from the first episode.
Do you want to watch it?
I will.
There's a one that you like better.
Where's the one with the camera?
There's the Seychee's and Die.
I remember that one.
I don't think I remember that one.
It's like a camera and they take the picture and the person, like, has an accident.
Oh, shit.
Soon after, that's cool.
What one do neither one of us remember?
It came from beneath the sink.
I don't remember that one either.
That sounds very interesting.
Like mold or something.
COVID COVID.
They came from beneath the sink.
We're not going to read the thing.
We're just going to watch it.
Yep.
All right.
Why do you have goosebumps?
You just download it for fun.
Yeah, like goosebumps.
That's awesome.
Do you remember that show?
Are you afraid of the dark?
Yeah, of course I do.
Was that 90s?
Could we could totally do that for a quick answer?
There was some creepy episodes in that show.
Oh, yeah, the little G.
For God's sake.
That's intro.
What do you think they made this?
Do you think there's like, like, final cut?
Yeah, probably.
I don't know.
Probably Final Cut Pro.
Someone just like film transparency.
See.
It's an effect.
Like.
But someone probably just like filmed all of the footage.
And then they did it over top on Final Cut or something like that.
Or like flash player.
Or they, do you think they had a flashlight with the G cut out?
And they just like beneath the screen.
And then put it over top.
That's probably what they did.
I love that font.
The title.
Is this in French?
It is in French.
It's in Russian.
Oh, then I think I have to change that.
We're watching Russian newsbombs.
There it is.
Goosebumps has good representation, Brendan.
Look at that 90s purple.
Astro van.
You don't really see purple cars anymore.
Do you read the books?
Yeah, you do.
The Goosebumps books?
Yeah, I read like all of them.
You know, they're like really expensive now.
Really?
Yeah, a few of those self are like a lot of money.
I see them at flea markets all the time.
For like $10 a book.
It's ridiculous.
They used to be like a dollar a book.
Yeah.
Book fairs.
Even like you should be able to buy it at like a convenience store for
$34.
Or buy like 10 of them all at once.
Like in like a bundle.
Just because they're not.
Do you remember book fairs?
Yeah, we still have them.
You still have book fairs?
Book fairs?
Oh my, they're the best.
Yo, that was like my favorite day of school every time it happened.
I would buy the captain underpants books every time.
That would be the first thing I heard before.
I would get wedgie woman.
Yeah.
Did you see the movie?
No.
It's okay.
That's, is it animated?
Yeah.
That's cool.
3D animated.
I should watch out.
Yeah.
I was showing Brandon some of my 3D animated stuff today.
But I've been working on.
He's very talented.
I appreciate that, buddy.
It's been so long.
Let's wear a look at how you.
Yeah, but at least we can actually look at each other.
What up the new studio studio desk 2.0?
So we have our own monitors now.
Yeah.
We can look straight at each other.
Wow, we're podcasting.
Wow, we're watching them.
What the fuck?
Ugh.
It's like a sea sponge.
Slash hairbrush.
Sorry.
We were like talking and then all of a sudden this weird like hairbrush with teeth
that are red eye appeared on the screen.
Yeah.
Looks like one of those sponges.
You saw like clean the rest off of something.
So it's under their sink in their new house.
Hahaha.
It's literally like a one of those fucking gross ass sponges from when we're kids.
And you'd use it for like everything.
And then it would just get disgusting.
But you wouldn't ever clean it because technically it was supposed to be clean because it cleaned things.
Yeah, it's supposed to stink.
Stank and be gross.
Yeah, it's sponge.
Yeah.
It's like the dish clause when you leave it in this thing for too long.
Except you never actually clean it.
It just becomes gross and grows mold and stuff.
Now it's pulsating white.
This is a threat.
And I don't think that light can get through a garbage bag.
Well, it's pretty thin.
No, dude.
If you put garbage bag over a flashlight, the light doesn't go through.
That's like the hole.
That's how you cover up.
Flashlight.
Well, and so you have like a almost reminds me of like a Furby.
Hahaha.
Is Greenland's 90s?
Because we should fuck a watch that out of the pod.
We gotta get up.
I think we talked with this before.
I've been able to be sad if it's not.
It's probably 80s.
Did he say fuck?
I think he did say fuck.
I would go back.
Yeah, let's watch it again.
I literally was trying to figure out the same thing.
Oh, my foot.
Yeah, he's at.
Oh, my foot.
But it's not like he said.
Oh, fuck.
An ugly sponge.
If you were that kid's parent.
Neither of us are parents.
Yes.
But if you get that kid's parent and they were like a still ugly sponge.
You'd be like, okay.
It was your fault.
You're stupid.
Kid.
It's not a speech.
My chest.
But it's yet to be a wonderful influence on his kids.
Have we had a podcast since I got engaged?
This is the first cast since I got engaged.
No, because you talked to him about how you did it.
I thought with the Pokemon card.
You had one.
Which, oh, is it power Rangers?
Do we do power Rangers?
Yeah, the power Rangers.
Maybe that was the movie that I.
Oh, what is wrong with cool pizza?
It looks like pizza.
It looks like pizza.
It's stuff crats.
So I'm okay with that for breakfast.
Who takes pizza away from their kid in the morning and says, eat a proper breakfast?
That's, that's got good shit in it for you.
It's got peppers and bread.
Tomatoes.
It looks like.
And dairy.
As the daddy.
Yeah.
I was going to say that was clever.
The dad starts eating it.
I love how it's got like the letter box going on.
But like the reverse letter box.
Oh, so she's taking the blame for all this stuff the sponge is doing.
And now she's like we're hearing a monologue of her thinking about her talking about like what's going on with the sponge.
She clearly is a terrible trailbiker.
Also, at least she's wearing a helmet.
It's true.
What did this sponge put the fucking tree in the middle of the path?
Yeah.
She just sees the sponge on the bicycle, pedaling away.
It spreads legs.
These voiceovers are great, random.
This proves it.
There's definitely something going on.
It's like the narrator in the book.
But that narration was so funny.
Like I fell off my bike.
There must be something going on.
Why is that popcorn so white?
That's racist.
No, look at the bull.
She's very coordinated.
It is very white.
There's no decision to thin up a butter.
Imagine how gross that would be.
It's just dire foam.
It's not a actual model.
Probably yes.
It's packing peanuts.
The sponge is in her helmet.
It's in her bike helmet.
And it's eaten stuff.
What the fuck did she grab?
It's very inspiring.
It's like the fire place, things that you use to pick up.
It's like juice and water everywhere.
Who put that hole there?
First of all.
She goes in the front yard, puts the sponge in a hole.
That was pre dug.
Where did that hole come from?
It came from nowhere.
It's also like moaning.
This one.
I'm going to put that sound.
Yeah.
It's like home.
I'm just going to do that.
You know, it's going to look like your shoes.
Yeah, but mine are Nintendo.
It's just a pair of white coolers.
So everyone's in a while.
I'm just going to make that noise randomly.
Well.
Well.
Her parents are like, we're going to get a divorce.
It's your fault.
Why is she so sad?
And she's like, no, it's the sponge.
We're going to get a divorce.
I ate pizza for breakfast.
And mom wasn't happy about it.
We didn't use a coupon.
We have pizza here now, by the way.
Didn't get glasses earlier in the morning.
Why does he know where his glasses are?
He put his contacts in.
Why would you pick your contacts in that night?
Oh, fuck.
Sponge is coming back, baby.
Of course it is.
The episode is not even half done.
They did a horrible job bearing that.
It's.
Yeah, they just threw some grass over.
They even.
Barrier.
Really.
The whole yard is.
Like mulch now.
The sponge mulched up the yard.
Dude.
Why are they digging it back up?
Why are they using the yard is dead?
I guess.
Why are they using their bare hands so they get up?
We need an expert.
Take it to school.
They bring it to their science teacher.
You know who she reminds me of the science teacher?
The dad from honey.
I shrunk the kids.
Because he's like, she's like looking through the fucking Rick Moranis.
Yeah, because he has like the magnifier in the book.
It's like attached to his head.
It's like a magnifier.
Yes.
Is that a 90's movie?
Probably.
I'm picking it for my next one.
That could be our next theme like weird science.
Like fake invention movies.
Like bad scientist movies.
Put it back in its cage.
You know, she's like this kid so stupid.
Yeah, like idiot.
It's a fucking sponge.
How this sponge is getting.
It's going to get mutated.
It's going to like take some chemicals.
It's like it's super villain moment.
Like.
I think glory. I'm so weird.
It looks like a rice ball.
Like a really gross rice ball.
And cyclopedia of the weird.
I love it.
That was so good.
I love the like cheesy jokes and goose bumps.
You know what else? We should watch.
What for kids?
Quick kids?
Uh, wishbone.
What's the story?
Wishbone.
Arch.
Arch.
It's about a sponge under the sink.
It's a girl.
He would never tell the story.
Sure.
It would.
He only tells like bail wolf.
Yeah.
And tails.
Shakespeare.
And he wears a little dog costume.
So obviously they have a book that tells them everything.
And she awoke this sponge.
So she is responsible as it's owner.
That's fucking weird.
And now she's like, but it's at my school.
You are my sponge.
My only sponge.
What a weird song is saying.
It's a good tune.
If it's weird.
Like back into their school and the janitor is singing.
You are my sunshine.
It is a really weird song for like a janitor to be singing though.
What do you want?
Mop the floor.
Mop the floor.
Mop the tables.
What would you sing if you were a planner?
I'd probably whistle a lot.
Oh, he's he has headphones.
Be weird if he was listening to it.
In his headphones.
This sponge is.
Of course, it's going to get the janitor first.
So like, what's the deal with?
Like, why?
What's the thing if you can see the little girl with the sponge?
Like, what's the deal with that?
She found it.
So she, it can't hurt her.
Or something?
Or she's.
They said something about her being its owner.
I don't want to be the owner.
That looks gross.
She's janitor.
She's the sponge manager.
He kind of looks like Dan backed all a little bit.
He kind of does.
Yeah.
I like how we in movies and TV shows.
janitors always have that exact same uniform.
Like, car mechanics, janitors,
pest control people.
Yeah.
Cable guys.
It's always even a,
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
I'm sure.
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I'm sure.
I like it like there's no other利 uniform for and Mike uh
yes, man, I think then in hoff, had it as well.
Who is that?
He had the same outfit though and he was like cleaning up.
The sponge killed the janitor.
His name is Jack.
Is he dead?
No.
He's breathing.
She literally looked at him for two seconds.
Did not touch him once and was like now he's breathing.
It's fine.
So nobody going to call 911.
We're just gonna.
He say Kadranum on Monday.
Cops will make fun of her because it's a sponge.
It's true. Just like her science teacher did it's right. She seemed unconcerned. The sponge is gonna go in the acid
Of course, this is too old. Is every ice cool science lab have a cabinet that just has acid on it?
Kids don't go here acid. Is every high school science lab have a stool that's like fucking broken in shit. That was clearly not a safe cabinet
That she climbed up there. So this was her fault. Yeah, but also that cabinet was not safe at all that fell down that
You know it should have been like bolted
There should be two doorways
Every
High school science room has to have two entrances to that the room for your safety. Oh cool. I guess if like a fire happens or something
Well, and there's chemicals in there and stuff right kids square round and
Make like sulfuric gas or something. Yeah, it's shrinking. The music is shrinking. It's like Vekna
Oh, the walkman just stopped the music was making it. Also. Why is Rick 40 year old janitor listening to children songs?
That's why I said it was weird. We were like, that's not weird. It's a good song. I was like,
Oh, it was like a fucking song from like the 50s like a
Do up group or something. I guess, but like oh
She's saying positive things. They're killing it with kindness and it's shrinking
That skin. It's so yellow and dampened. Absorbent
Oh, no, the Petri dish chemicals are making it grow and the janitor just came to you. Oh, it's gonna eat the whole world
He's like, oh, I've seen this before. Yeah, there's a kid in your last week. It's just spray it with the fire
I think it's gonna make it worse now even though it's not a fire at all. He's a janitor
Cool a chunk of the
It's like a glossy
meatball
Sponge
Look at that wallpaper. It is a little outrageous. Yolks
It's like a video of the weird. It's her girl
What the fuck? She kept it as a pet and put it happy
Put headphones it. She's like the fucking goose bumps music for it. Oh, the dog can't eat this bunch. He's got his glasses on this morning
The father this is eyes don't work as well in the morning with the fuck I want french toast
I didn't either another odd and chiller another sponge gross. She must be cursed or something
She found a potato that also has teeth and weird glowing us. That was weird. I forgot about this credit
Sequence. What do you think that goo effect was made with after effects
They would have had after effects in the 90s. I think it was available. It was like a very primitive version of it
But oh, I mean look at the animation. It wasn't
Do you think someone's just just just just on the camera
They had like a green effect that they added to it
It's a bunch of gills
It's super zoomed in