Explicit SLJ's Out to Play | The Negotiator (1998)
Ep. 42

SLJ's Out to Play | The Negotiator (1998)

Episode description

After another hiatus, we are back! We couldn’t be cops and we definitely couldn’t be negotiators or people with guns. Samuel has one chance, one opportunity to not go to prison for killing his partner (we think). He’s gotta make a deal with only twenty-four herrrrssszzzz.

He wants answers and the only way to get them is with gratuitous focus pulls and Paul Giamatti. The swat whatever team is doing everything they can to keep the FBI out and keep the boat afloat. Turns out all the dirty cops were in on it the whole time: pension funds, internal affairs, crooked cops, fishing trawlers and the hidden identity of Ebaum, this movie has it all. Listen to us explain-away the plot.

A+ for intensity on this fast paced episode of Refined 90’s Cinema.

42 | SLJ’s Out to Play | The Negotiator (1998)

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I'm gonna move my chair. Yeah, seem like my audio is very quiet, but hey, I hear you fine

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Yeah, and then I'm sure it's coming through fun and audacity as well

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But if those waves are not very big and it always throws me out. I want bigger waves

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Brendan make those waves bigger than your butt

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If you're coming home a scene if I'm coming to or just you it'll just it'll just be

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Because oh, yeah, it'll probably just be just because we go keeping. Oh, dear. I would love to go camping

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Sounds awesome. It sounds good. I actually hear something. We could have like a broke-back mountain situation. It's right

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I've never just seen the way we get to go to the next morning us coming out of the tent and both of our butts are sore

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Is that we're both naky and our bums are sore. Is that what happened to the movie?

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Oh my god, that's take chilling at all isn't it? I think I think you won like an Emmy or something for that role that me

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You do you got no word for it?

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Probably I just remember the only thing I remember is being in a movie theater and seeing a trailer and it was like a like a like a mountain like a

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Vista like a hill and then the two of them two guys

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But I can't wait to put it back. It came out. I'm out. It was like a big deal cuz people were homophobic. I guess

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Yeah, back then it was just like a big this big thing now. It doesn't put pattern

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Whatever go have sex on a mountain guys you do you that's right

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If you want to have sex with whoever and it's and it had this to be on a mountain legal like like you have permission

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Consent that's the word I'll speak for you have permission go have sex if two consenting adults happen to hike up a mountain and want to have sex

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It is okay. Yeah, and if they don't that's okay, too. We've hiked up a mountain. That's right except we only did hand stuff true

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That was fun. That was a fun trip. It was but it was exhausting

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It was like a nine hour hike and I bet my body could not handle it now

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And you and you dude. I've been losing weight since I've been back at work. I'm walking 10 kilometers a day. Yeah, that's crazy

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Like just being at work being up. I lost like 15 pounds already. That's awesome. Good for you dude

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So what are we watching today Brendan? We are watching negotiator Comma from 1998 with Samuel L. Jeksoni and Kevin Spacey

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Is that who that is you may have different opinions about but that's fine. Well, you win some you lose some

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This is true. Well, let's see what else is in this. How do you love any of these other people cast?

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Got to know us. How do you feel about people who use their middle name professionally?

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Like see you behind Fallon Morgan let's check Michael. She shamed us wilds

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Wilds and Robert David Hall. What about Leonard Elthomas? It's right. What is that? Is he loser?

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Yeah, I think it stands for liquid he's like yes, that's what my mother

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There's a lot of big name actors in this shit. Yeah, I think they have like minor roles too

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Like Paul Giamatti's in this Bruce B.D. Actually, you know, it's funny

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I always mix up Bruce B.D. and Paul Giamatti because they look similar. It's pretty funny. Like I never know who's who you know in movies.

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It's hilarious. This is gonna be interesting. I've never seen this movie actually, so I'm kind of interested in

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Dean Norris in this dude a tank right from what from fucking breaking bad. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, that's awesome

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Does he play a police officer in this show in this movie?

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Paul Guilfoyle from CSI goes in this to CNCSI. I feel like he's you know, there's gonna be a point in my life

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Brandon, and I'm gonna get there at some point in the near future. I'm assuming where I just start rewatching

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It's like CSI like fucking like criminal minds and all that shit, and I just

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Oh, yeah, this guy's in it. I'm just gonna binge it at some point, you know

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It's gonna be like that my crime drama series where I go through all the crime dramas in the world and like to

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Rears because I don't lead a very interesting life

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David Morris

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He has that like voice, right? He's like always the cop. He's always like the the good cop. Yeah

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Well, that's what he plays a cop in breaking bad. He's like does he? Yeah, he's he's a fucking waltz brother and he no you're thinking of

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you're thinking of

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You're talking about Dean Norris, aren't you? No, David Morris. Oh

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Fuck very very similar sounding name last name. Is it what else did David Morris play in? That's what I'm looking at

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He's green mile hurt locker contact

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Like contact we should watch that he looks really familiar. Didn't he play the villain and like disturb you out

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Or something he was like the next star neighbor that he's like a serial killer. Oh, that's what I read

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He was in house

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He plays a cop in house who is like on

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Hugh Laurie for his drug use

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But he can't ever prove he's actually doing anything shady because he's not he's just

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Getting his doctor friends to prescribe him medication, which is I guess shady, but he's not selling it

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He could be though. That's the right. That's the and then at the end of the season

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He just sort of goes away. You don't see him anymore. I have that new zoom recorder

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So that so if ever we want it to record and we weren't in front of a computer like or we you know

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We were together. We could do it pretty easy. That's cool

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and have it sound really good. We could go climb it out and record a podcast and turn around and if you see my reflection in the snow covered hills

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and

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I know where you go with that. It's all good. Okay. I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you

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So we're watching the negotiator. Oh, I'm drinking coffee because it's 10 like 10 30 in the morning

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Also drinking coffee and orange juice because it's how are you? No, it's not 10 30

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It's 11 30. Yeah, I just guess but apparently it's later than I thought it was for you for me

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It's 10 30

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Anyway, good morning. Enjoy this podcast. Welcome to episode 42 of

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Refined

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The first full episode recorded in 2022. Yeah, it's been a it's been a wild year so far

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So having got around recording a full episode yet, but you know it starts baby. Let's go

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Regency. I don't even think I was a company anymore

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So is this a second movie from Dale's trilogy? We're watching. I don't even know where we're at as far as go

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We know pistol the the zombie shooty one. Yeah from dust till dawn. Yeah, and then

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Yeah, this is the second one. So we have one more cool

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And then we haven't decided yet because I haven't really talked to you about it

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Yeah, I mean we talked about doing another Robin Williams trilogy, but we've already done one so

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So we're being treated to a montage of

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Samual looks like Paul Giamani third their cops who are also friends

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They play basketball. They go to fancy dinners

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There's a weird guy with a mustache

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He's got one of those gross like early 90s mustache's yes

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Just have a beard buddy. Yeah

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I just have a mustache like that. Everyone's gonna judge you in like 10 years. It's true

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Imagine like what would it be like if you knew what people were gonna say about you five years from now

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Like what would that change anything?

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My changed my actions, I guess

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Yeah, like I think about it sometimes where I'm like what like what if because I there's a lot of people that I talked to a lot

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Like 10 years ago that I don't really talk to it all now, you know

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But I wonder if they like here if someone like mentions me and they're like I like I some fucking asshole, you know

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Fuck that guess true. I mean, I say that all the time

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So yeah, I know but I'm just I'm driving around town. I hear people scream fuck Alex

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That guy sucks. Just keep me now. It's came back to town. Fuck that guy

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Yeah, I'm just kidding. I got a young ears

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That that guy's gonna be Nick Fury in like 10 years Brendan and the highest paid actor

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Maybe that's a secret just being so many movies. He gets like all these residuals

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Well, he's actually like a really good actor too

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So like when he plays these side roles like Nick Fury or whatever he just like compliments it. It's kind of nice

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I was like his knee. It's like being his neighbor or something. I don't know. He's like trying to negotiate with this guy

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He's like an negotiator something Brendan in the hallway and he's talking to the dude in the apartment with this like junkyard dog

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Chained oh, he's got a shotgun to a girl shotgun to a girl's face

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Dude, that's not gonna kill her if you pull the trigger. It's like in her jaw. It's gonna hurt. I wouldn't want to get shot in the jaw

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Yeah, I mean either

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What how do they have all these camera angles? What the hell? It was 98 they had all the spike year better camera angles and cops can get nowadays

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That's for sure looks a nice pair of headphones. I think that like if someone put on a movie

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I'd never seen before and I didn't know like when it was or when it was filmed or whatever else

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I could guess if it was a 90s movie because they just have this certain way of filming in the 90s

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This what's getting ready to go in and then negotiator Sam Jackson is trying to be like no, I could talk to him

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I could negotiate with them. That's what do you remember Jake Peralta just kidding

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Can you imagine if like Brooklyn nine nine just came through the door like we're here to serve the day

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And then just like told a bunch of jokes and totally didn't

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Started saying like the backstreet boys

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He's lying he is lying he's telling him his wife's here his wife's not here. This oh my god

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What if you're lying then shoot me? He's like fair enough this dog is just barking that apartment is

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Garbage a gallon of bleach

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99 a sense. It's still it's still you can still buy it at the dollar store still the same price

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Dude look at this fucking sniper though. It's kind of big-ass gun now Sam Jackson's got a gun to the back of his head

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But he said his wife was out there, but she's clearly not yeah fucking lied to him. Oh, they're listening to him obviously

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Yeah, like they got all this fucking nollies microphones and cameras in this guy's apartment like how

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They're picking the lock outside

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Quietly that dog man. He's just providing sound covered for them. Man. This is intense

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Intense he's gonna duck and then they're gonna shoot him. Yeah, all the girls saved

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Yeah, Paul Giamani. Oh, he hit him right in the shoulder. He got him because they're not trying to kill him. I just trying to arrest him

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Yeah, which is good man. That was intense. He was like holding the gun shaken and stuff Samuel Jackson's like super nerve

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Because he's a veteran. I wonder if is that he said he was a Marine. So I'm assuming he's like

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very dude caught in I Joe's plan in the bar. They're doing the caught in I Joe dance

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Is that racist? I don't know. What is this like with these cameras?

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Where's the weird dance in a bar? Yeah, they're having like a hoe down in the middle of a bar

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Do you ever do the dance this line where you just kick your feet out constantly and spin around and stuff?

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Yeah, of course. I wonder why that I never did you come from Katnad Joe. What the fuck is this guy?

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So he's like so he was in the army. See? Yeah, why is he gonna do such a big noise?

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I told you he's like super intense. Always

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He plays a couple of

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Operation but you could have put us in danger. You stupid fuck although you save the girl and

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You we arrested the guy without hurting anyone. Let's forget that. Oh this guy's got to talk to him

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Well, what is this the Bolin barrel? Yeah, it's like the sexy tractor song. It's like a bachelor party

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It's like a stag and dough. He was approached by this dick

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You know, you know what I could never do in my life. I could never be a criminal

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I'd be so terrible at being like any sort of

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Undercover or pretend. Yeah, I'm a horrible liar. So I'd be pretty bad at. Yeah. No. No. No. They're having a serious car conversation

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Officer bald so Dean Norris is also a cop of some sort or is like an informant or something. Yeah, I guess so

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So even in his marriage. He's the negotiator

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Sounds like he negotiates his wiener into her foxhole every night. Oh a thousand percent. He does. Oh, he's overworked

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Underappreciated doesn't make enough money newly married used to be an army clean chaven has a pager

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He's always on the clock Alex

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Feel like we have this theme a lot in the movies we watch. I feel like it's a nice thing work-life balance, you know

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Yeah, I was like the

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Paul Jim on you just got shot. Oh, fuck you do you he did just whips it into the lake

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He's dead Samuel Sammy divvy

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And then Sam discovers him and it's clearly rocked him to the core they took him out man

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They took him out to the park

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Samuel L Jackson dude he's pissed off because they're he found his partner does their

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Interrogated now. They're doing this like police and it's set in Chicago by the way. That's the Chicago flag

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Although they never say it Chicago is that supposed to be his wife. I think so

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He's clearly very affected by the death of his friend. How come his hat is yellow

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I guess because he's like a chief or whatever you ever been to a funeral like that. Yeah

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Yeah, no, it's I've always seen these in movies where they like shut up the guns and stuff

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But it's only for like special forces

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I've ever missed a part of things. I guess social is the wrong word

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But just like not not serious, but just like I don't know

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I guess I guess it's like a Canadian thing like people are just

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Anything ceremonial always being framed for the murder that guy kind of looks like you stepped out a little bit

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Maybe it is him that'd be so cool motive opportunity

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Whoa, they just moved he's being accused of stealing some sort of money or something

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He's being railroaded. Yeah, I think that I feel bad for him honestly places crawling with cops because it's a police station

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Yeah, like a

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They'll being asshole soon. What the fuck. He's in a lot of shit says the guy with too many buttons on his shirt

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That's the weirdest and we have ever seen. It's like a woman shirt. See what I'm talking about

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It's got like eight buttons that go all the way down to yeah, it's fucked up

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He needs his gun in his badge. This is the scene that like it's been parody to done

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The low girls life and like finished a case for them yesterday. No, they're good. I haven't used to be a murderer like that's fucked up

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Oh, the stuff man like look out like the camera pans like so slow

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He's like being set up chief man every dad in the 90s had a beat-up leather jacket like that my dad had one

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You are right over there, buddy. Yeah, dude. I'm just watching the movie. I'm like it's intense

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Linda, I think her name's Linda. I like can you imagine being in this position?

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You feel like you're really good at your job. You're a good person and everyone's accusing you of murder

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Even people that like you really like really care about you and you really care about his wife is like he's like

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I'm sorry, and she's like thinks that he killed her. I am who is this guy say his lawyer. I guess

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Yeah, it's gonna be like a little it's a little vague what's going on right now

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It's like it's like a prosecutor and he that that go t-dude who has like a weirdly round good

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Well, it's like a little like up in a high rise building in this guy's office like whatever

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Why are those other people in the door just like staring? That's fucking weird. Do you see what I'm talking about?

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Yeah, it's pretty fucking I don't understand it guys. Go T is like odd

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He's got to make a do. He's got one day 24 hours

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Arters to find the killer the real killer to negotiate his way to the killer out of prison. That should have been the trailer

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The fuck are those guys there's like sitting and they're like the lord. There's so we dudes in this office

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Like all of them. I'm assuming to see if he's more guilty. Oh, his lawyers. I cut a deal because

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They're even convict if the glove don't fit you guilty as fuck

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That's what he needs. He needs Johnny Cochran to come in and just

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Like how can you just accuse one of your oh

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Because they finally literally sounded before the cutting chin and they're blaming him for it stealing money and

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It was a gun that he had in his possession. So like

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And obviously it's like a dirty cop like the sergeant probably guy that fucking got a money stop at him

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It's something about money

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Now he's going to the internal affairs. It's a really nice building as well. I mean, everyone's ever been like a total dunk

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What is this office too? Why does that like multiple levels and shit? He wants to know what's going on

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Also, he's being accused of murder, but he's not in he's not being like help or anything

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This

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Pulls out his gut on him in his office. What the fuck. What is this shit? Look how young

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Okay, well now he looks guilty because he's pulling a gun on these people

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He wants answers. What a nice shot. Nice focus pull on that. That was an awesome shot. Super guilty

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I mean, he's got to make them so bloody worse now. He's holding the gun on these people literally everyone in that office is a cop and has guns

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They literally all have a gun and he's got one gun

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Weekly he's now going to jail because he held up an entire office

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I like he's holding a hostage. He's literally holding them hostage. He's making himself like so shit

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Super that guy is corrupt or something the internal affairs guy. He's got to be I drove under that bridge before I did

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When I went to Chicago, did you really like ten years ago when did you go to Chicago?

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It was March break us by myself hanging out. It was fun. That's awesome

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So now he's taking hostage these weird burgundy shirt people who is Paul Jim like like leave him

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Look at him. He looks like he's doing the fall to your body thing dude

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He plays the same role in every movie and weird like he looks uncomfortable to be playing an actor of a big man

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He's a rat for the rat squad. He's he's the big fat liar guy. He's wearing corduroy pants

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How did this escalate to where it's at right now?

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What the fuck he just like pulled a gun on these people now?

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He's a hostage taker like let's go out 24 hours. I want to get that but like

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The fact that everything escalated to just thinking he was just as awful person just because he's suspected of murder

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And then the fact that he's suspected of a burger in the first place

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It's like a more of a professional courtesy like maybe you didn't do this

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Well, it's just like you

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Investing it. You know just assume and everyone fucking treats you like shit all of a sudden

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You've been a valuable member of the force for 20 years

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Hey, it's uh, what's his face? It's it's always cop guy. I've always had to be a cop

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That's the guy that did it TV shows. Yeah same the press they're using a fish trawling vessel as their command post

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Yeah, and here's the thing though like Sam Jackson's character knows that they're gonna respond because they've got like some of the top

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Employee the top employee guy hostage

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Like you know what I mean. Yeah, so I'm just curious. That's like how we got here

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Like I watched it happen, but I don't really understand like the escalation a lot of real estate

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It's very real estate. I don't even know what that is. Like I don't know what it's from state

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Yeah, I don't know what it's from either. I don't really know like the right context either for it

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Oh, he's like effing it up because he knows like they're gonna come in from all angles all the vents

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They're a tap the phones

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He's an expert in everything. He's gonna see it all coming

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But this is absolutely one of those movies like die hard that was like the catalyst for all those other hostage

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Movies, oh

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100% that guy also has a weird mustache Palermo. Yeah, it's like the 90s mustache dude. Everyone's got that thing

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This guy's like not even supposed to be here today. It's my day off

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God, what is everyone got to take hostages on my day off?

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And now the FBI is in and all the cops are just like fucking get out of your FBI. Oh, they got it. They got a feed

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We got eyes, man. I guess they're on a boat

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So he's looking right at him. I like how this is all just like this is literally all this crazy because they are accusing their own man of

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He's taking all the doing this, you know, like now they just have like a bunch of drones

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Mmm looks like the running out of options except the movie has another hour and 15 minutes

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more

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War you want to talk to Chris

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Sabian the way that Paul Giamani is dressed. He looks like he's about to like sing a song

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Let's

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Maybe you a song you make me want to rule my window down. Let's get the guy

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His name is Chris Sam Jackson didn't do it. Oh

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Oh, that's Chris full up to us is what she was trying to say the love choose. I like that word. I like the word the love choose

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It's actually pretty lazy. Oh my god

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What is the point of this scene? Well, I know but like the mother is so

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And the daughter is awesome clearly and they're going skiing. They're wearing ski clothes in the house

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Which means you should be sweating because that's the worst thing to wear into now. He gets the call swaboom

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And do we we don't even know who he is like was he like army guy?

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Is he like another cop? I find it's a thing with the 90s movies where you just like randomly meet new characters

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It doesn't really make that much sense, but it just kind of happens. You goddamn right. This is serious. So take seriously

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You think you're the negotiator

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I'm gonna go shit

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Can I see a priest he says

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I'd like a submachine gun so I can blow everyone away good Lord Samuel Jackson

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No, he's pretending like he shot someone, but he did it. So Sabian is a

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Enforcement person. Hey, that's his line. You know, it's a little bit amazing to me that the same actor was made

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play

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And he's like so good

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Right

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It was just a big yes

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He killed nobody and probably in his head. He's like if I'd pretend to kill someone I go to J.O.S. or

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Prison because I feel like he'd be going to prison. They's the FBI guys. I think so

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I guess this is a common dream in our movies to Brandon. It's we there's so many characters that we like forget who people are don't know who people are

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According to the credits Rudy and Maggie the two people that are being held hostage

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Do not have last names really always bringing in a TV so we can watch the news. I actually hate this actress

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I don't know like I don't see her in very much, but I'd not a big fan of her and what I

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Super kid cricket. He doesn't know what to think Alex. He doesn't know what to think man

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Perfect. Oh, I think he hasn't been arrested yet, but my line to they get special treatment. I don't know. Oh, yeah

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Send in SWAT dude. God. It's me. Daddy Roman the man upstairs

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He was like taking from the pension fund. They're always taking money out of the pension fund

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Oh my god his wife will be fine. She's attractive

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His wife will be fine. She's attractive friend. It's like I'm doing

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He tried he tried within like 45 minutes. Oh, my dad do a try

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He's on the TV

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knows the rules of engagement. You buy a ring you ask you plan. He's lying not good enough

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Yes, can't lie, so he's also like a neuro psychologist and we know you're full of shit

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Oh, she's face right there. He's like

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It's like you're afraid. We're gonna catch you in a lab motherfucker. Where to be Rudy now

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He's like don't move your eyes don't move your eyes

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He's still wearing his ski turtle neck

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So what is it is it because this guy's like the best negotiator you ever met? Yes, oh, but they don't really know each other

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But is this homo just that?

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I think she's a good negotiator. So yeah, bunch of negotiators negotiating. Don't believe everything you read book

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It's fucking guy. He thinks he's so slick. Yeah. It's kind of weird that close up on his mouth. Do you see that?

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Maybe uncomfortable. I want a departmental funeral dirty. Sorry. Who does he want exactly he's talking about killing people

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He's definitely not helping his case right now if he but if he doesn't threaten

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Do this

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He's going he's going in no one he says there's the value in it guys. I keep my think he's innocent

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No one does like maybe he's innocent. Oh, his wife is there. Why was he saying like they're in bed together

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Just come with me come with me and talk. Oh my god. We're just gonna give it to me turn around

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Let's go climb him out. Let's go climb him out and together now. They're talking about chaff's

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Whoa, truth remember when we used to call people chief and boss? He's gonna head bottom or something

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Oh, no, so what are our predictions for how this movie's gonna end before we started again like what's

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I hope all job already dies cuz I don't I think he's a nerd

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I

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Think I don't know. I think we're gonna obviously we're gonna like there's like another hour

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So we got to find something interesting out about Sam Jackson's we'll find a character tried to frame him. Yeah, I'm pretty sure you didn't do it

26:22

100%

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No, wait, hey, well

26:26

Are you ready Brendan? Let's do it. Let's watch tomorrow. Let's do what go

26:33

Shut up, Mr. Blackwell thought he was gonna let him go. He is no baby

26:36

Listen to the cuff. I like how he's like I used to a constant just so I could prove my innocent

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Face

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So now he's trying to progress to the moles

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He needs Chris to help him

26:54

Oh, the internal affairs guy got out of his cuffs. Oh, swap came in. Oh, shit. Let's escalate it quick. Oh, my good lord

27:07

Drop it and there's snipers gonna hit him in the head. Yeah

27:12

Any news. It's like I come to fucking put the car down

27:16

Oh, they're waiting to make the call that they're gonna shoot him, but they got a sniper

27:25

Friend he's

27:29

Always doing it. Look at that trick. Oh, I can't do it

27:36

Look at the Chicago flag. This is just propaganda for Chicago. I think like we're not New York

27:42

But we're like they're like fucking. They didn't give this guy the benefit of that at all

27:47

And he's been on the force for 20 years Kevin Spacey's angry. That's the mall. That's the mall. It's pissed off Brendan

27:53

He's like you're part of my rescue. He's like

27:56

You're fucking it up. Is that the guy who played camera in Ferris Bueller's day off? I think it might be. I don't think it is

28:04

Well, he's got more hostages. So that's good. Yeah, he took the the officer's hostage out

28:08

Yes, for me on top of the mountain. He's gonna get me. He does look like him though

28:13

You're in command for now. Like we'll give your little command

28:17

Do me a favor big get wrecked. I don't know it or just be too rt like this is such a big like jump

28:24

I feel like they would just come in

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Kill people if they kill the innocent who cares

28:30

Oh, I feel like it would never get to this point because they'd be like always a member of the force

28:34

We've trusted him for 20 years. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt and give him a fair trial about this situation

28:40

We have no evidence proving that he's fucking the person that killed this guy. I thought he got shot. Yeah, then he's shot in the arm

28:46

Also, no one on the street would be able to hear him

28:50

Yeah, that guy's got him the more right. He wants to shoot him every chance. It'd be funny if he just fell out the window

28:57

Negative

28:59

Oh, it's Bullock. I always think he looks like the guy who played Bullock in in prison break. It's heck. Oh

29:06

Scott poor Scott all you wanted to do to smack Scott

29:09

was a retired from the force go to FBI. I mean the DA and get his brother-in-law on the drug charges

29:18

Hey, that would actually make sense for his character. He was like a Chicago cop retired went to D

29:23

Yay, no, I don't think so because he knows if he knows if he doesn't want to shout him with you shot him. Yeah, well

29:28

He also I think he's trying to take care of what he's trying to convince them that he shot someone so that they break

29:34

Yeah, well, and they've been a crack right. He wants to crack under the pressure

29:39

But you're not you just hurt. I think that guy man. He's sweating a lot. I'm maybe I don't know

29:45

We they actually know no fucking way. Oh, no, there's like more FBI guys coming with the way nicer cars

29:54

U.S. Government you rest it. You rest it. Oh, he's taking emergency lights out. Oh, he did kill him barely

30:01

All the dude came in with bombs or something tear gas or something. I think he's just I don't think he actually killed him

30:07

What did she say? I don't know. I didn't hear said it so quietly keeps all his personal files on the computer

30:12

And and everyone's talking so quietly on this movie. What's happening? He's like

30:17

This guy's whispering. We're doing the background. I got a background that fucker

30:21

That's got to be like one of the moles. He's got to be one of the guys. It's like well

30:24

They're calling he's calling

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Kevin Spacey we must dash guy

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He's gonna get that like it's not your fucking friend power move right there. That's what that is

30:33

Like the random one picture of fish and trawler. He sure got up there fast with no elevator

30:38

He's fucking rain man, dude. Maybe he's the dirty one

30:41

I'm just kidding Kevin Spacey is intense Brendan. It's very intense. What holy shit

30:48

Neebom is dirty man. His name is Neebom. Sounds like e-bomb like e-bombs or a bomb

30:55

If it eaters it could peter out. It's literally just like e-bombs or animation that he made himself

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He's paid

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$200,000 a year as a police inspector and he just makes flash animation

31:09

It's all day, but it's 98. So it's like dots bitmap

31:14

Pixar

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That would be fun. That would be such a funny meme if they did like that

31:21

The whatever scene we get to see what's on the computer and it's just just pop the world was fucking weird ass animations and shit

31:26

Cuz the hostage came out it now. They might go sheer loud. Yeah, why did it get so much louder all of a sudden. It's fucking weird

31:33

What's G9 was password

31:35

Defined disability fund. Why would you write find? Yeah, I was just going to say that like it's literally a search box

31:44

So it's got like I understand what he's doing. I guess yeah, this was like 97, right?

31:50

Christ he says takes the Lord's name in vain. I don't like that guy that chief guy

31:56

So it's the disability fund. They're taking taking bribes. I just wanted him to look in there

32:03

I feel like this guy that keep we keep getting camera switches too. Yeah

32:08

Oh, that's when they were in the car at the beginning of the movie. Yeah, now they're investigating

32:13

But now they have to like get this computer data, and it's not like now where you could just like send a email

32:18

Put it you can't just like put it on like

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Put it on a vehicle retransfer

32:24

Yeah, they really should just retransfer

32:28

Some kind of

32:30

He's getting to the bottom of things friend, and he's starting to figure it out

32:34

Hmm, he's just gonna work. He's like driving him with hostages. It's hilarious

32:38

How he changed he did a wardrobe change to go through the vents

32:43

He doesn't want him to go they want to put a team in the vents above where he's at she's gonna piss him off to make him shoot more

32:48

People I don't think they actually shot together like he fell or whatever

32:52

Doing it anyway. These guys are idiots

32:54

That guy's dirty. Oh, she used to go to the washroom or something. She's lying. Don't let her go

32:59

She's the mall secure. Who are these guys now? Oh, they're Sabian, but who's a skein guy? I don't know dude more new people

33:07

Oh, it's an informant. I don't know. They did they showed him. Why did you just close look good

33:13

Yeah, maybe you want to look more approachable or so some of these guys

33:17

My friend I feel like the end of this movie is gonna be like crazy or like a really big twist or something

33:24

Oh Chris he's calling him. He's calling him get it get it get it get it get it inspector

33:31

Come a fucking very much. Let's pee make sense play. I feel like it should be space bar though

33:37

Obviously, he's a fake informant. Yep. His wife is now there in the room

33:42

Figure that's why he's like asking those questions a lot. Yeah. 100%

33:46

informant. Nate was an informant for internal affairs. He wasn't meeting with the

33:53

informant. He was the informant. There's the twist. Boom. Yeah. Whoo. Let's take it

33:59

it out. What does him having a criminal justice degree have to do with anything? I don't

34:03

know. He caught him. He caught him. No, sure done. What do you say? Like get the fuck out?

34:10

Like you're fired or something probably. They're gonna go through the vents like Toy Story

34:13

too. Bam, bam, bam. Yep. Oh, he's like, they're doing shady fucked. That's not his

34:19

job though. Is there, is there name actually Karen? Oh, shit. Samuel Jackson's wife slapped

34:25

him. But she deserves to be. I mean, she's such a Karen. I, uh, in this situation, 100%.

34:30

Bla, bla, bla, something, something. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, this movie is not great. It's hard

34:35

to like move Rudy. Rudy, two day. What do you do if you're Sam Jackson and you have to poo?

34:40

Rudy, two, and ready for scoot. Deeba, man. It's right. Dude, he's just stick to making

34:46

flash videos. He's like, I'll talk. I'll talk. Oh, he's telling him the names of all the officers

34:51

who are involved in stealing all the pension fund money or the disability fund. I think

34:56

he just got caught. He loves an idiot, man. Because they know that they know, and those

35:00

are the SWAT guys. Yeah, they were the guys. Oh, they're trying to kill him because they

35:05

were on the

35:06

names. Bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump, bump.

35:11

Oh, now they're like blowing because they heard shots and whatever. He just like smoked

35:13

that guy out.

35:14

Yeah, blew up the vents so you would fall out of them. That's such a cool shot. Is it cool

35:19

shot? I like it a lot. He's using the flashbacks to see their shadows to see where they're

35:23

going.

35:24

Trying to kill them because they're all. Everyone is fucking corrupt. Everyone. Yeah. He

35:29

know they all know that he found out all their names. So now they're all trying to kill

35:32

them. I really hope they evacuated that building. We got shot. We got shot in the chest.

35:39

No more flags.

35:40

He's going to die, man. Got shot. You killed him. Yes, he didn't shoot the other cop. There's

35:44

no way because you bomb died and he didn't even like knee bomb. And look how upset he

35:48

is.

35:49

Oh, FBI. This guy's a fucking corrupt motherfucker too. Look at him. Oh, the FBI's like,

35:53

we're just going to do the thing. They're giving him like a five minute window of opportunity

35:58

just by screaming at each other. Yeah, just by arguing and binging at each other.

36:03

Saby and man. They do not just go a little leave that they like investigate a moron

36:08

or a railroad. I don't think the FBI is. I think they're all corrupt. We need this to

36:12

be done. They're all corrupt. He's running to the media. He's going to be like, they're

36:16

framing on the blah, blah, blah. Oh, no, he's going up. That her name is Ruby. No,

36:20

his name is Rudy, not Ruby.

36:23

I like, there's not much time left in this movie. I'm trying to figure out where it's going.

36:29

Oh, shit. Very may I they they let him work him from home. How progressive. He was ready

36:35

for you 20 years and a day. Policy. Whoa. Guys dead. The assassinated knee bomb, dude.

36:41

And he knows it. You didn't kill him. Oh, he didn't kill him. I told you. I knew he didn't

36:45

kill him. There's another way. They're going to freeze him out. Wait until January.

36:51

Now spacey and Jackson are working together, baby. Maggie, Maggie, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam,

36:57

they're all so corrupt.

36:59

10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10. What's the plan? Yeah, I don't

37:03

know what the plan is. It's like throwing stuff at the window. Oh, he's going to set it

37:07

on fire. That's pretty cool. Get that wall wet, baby. What is happening? Are they shaking

37:14

hands? They're just having a moment. They're having a moment. Dude, they know that

37:17

he's innocent. They're trying to help him. This is a movie. That's not cool. Oh, they're

37:24

looking everywhere. They're nowhere. SLJ is in the vents. They're clotted. They don't

37:29

think the other people are in the vents. Are they? No, they're just chilling. He's like

37:33

naked. He was boxer's poor guy. That's right. That's because SLJ took his. Well, but what's

37:39

his plan? If he gets out of there, it's like blocked for like two miles or more. How

37:43

is he going to get out of there? Yeah, because he's. Oh, he's going to help him. Kevin Space,

37:49

he's going to help him. Get out. Yeah, Kevin Space is helping him. Boy, commander Beck's

37:54

going to try and kill him because he's corrupt as fuck. He got corrupted in his childhood.

37:59

And he stole the bunch of money. Now he's a dick. Oh, space he's got him in his car. Trying

38:05

to kill SLJ. He's not in the truck. He's he like put himself in the backseat really fast.

38:12

He's in the tire. What? What is happening here? I don't know what he says. Let's go to

38:16

50. I agents running. And they just let him go. Oh, and he's like running away. Oh, the

38:22

double crossed him. And no one followed the Kevin Space in his car. Assuming you might be

38:26

helping him. These cops are bad. Like they're awful. They're so bad at their job. I don't

38:31

trust any guy that I'm very disappointed in all of you. Oh, Maggie. Margaret. Why? Why?

38:38

Margaret fucked up. Hey, it's the same car from Volcano. It is floppy disk. Don't copy

38:44

that floppy. I love that there's floppy disks in this movie. Old ass technology. They

38:48

sure have a lot of employees in the cops are coming. The dirty cops. He just wants to

38:53

like listen to us. Sounds like we'll start with a bad porno. Two minutes in the radio.

39:00

You're on the mic. You're on candid camera. Bitch. It's a nice house. Clearly uses

39:11

bribe money to make a nice. Oh, man. Look at this. Oh, it's the what he did at the beginning.

39:17

Cut nice callback. Yep. Got to clean that mirror though. It's pretty gross. It's pretty good.

39:22

He's lying to him. He's telling him that he has one tape. Oh, that's why he needs the radio.

39:27

Yep. FBI. Who's that guy? He was the one. Oh, it's fraught. Frost was one of the hostages.

39:33

He's fucking corrupt. He just comes corrupt from the powder. He's corrupt. He's corrupt.

39:39

Kill him. Oh, noise. There's a sniper. Like a guy. Swat guy in the window. And they're bluffing,

39:46

but it doesn't matter. Yeah. Exactly. Do you like Western frost? Oh, he's like giving him some sort

39:52

of code or something. What? What the fuck? He's setting him up to Kevin's face. He's so smart.

39:58

That's creepy. He shot the computer. Computer didn't do anything to anybody.

40:02

If they didn't do anything to anybody. Not even to die. Somebody shot my computer. I'd be very upset.

40:08

I sure hope so. They're going to arrest this guy in like two seconds friend and watch.

40:12

He like stands up does a little dance. Guys still got the toothpick in his mouth.

40:17

He's dead and then he's coming out of the door. You got, you got, you got, got, got.

40:22

Get fucked, buddy. But now they're arresting all the bad cats.

40:25

Fuck, buddy. Y'all got cats. Now they all know. How is he shot him in the leg or something?

40:32

Still got shot twice. Like the poor guy. Wouldn't hit any vital organs apparently.

40:36

But I thought that guy was bad. Maybe he's not. What the fuck? Well, that's a face. I never

40:41

want to see again. Oh, that was his face. Yeah, that was a weird face.

40:45

Making the sound that is his face. He was like, I'm going to breathe.

40:50

I thought back was his face. It's like, I'm a gun back now, bitch.

40:55

Mmm. I've had enough of these motherfuckers there.

41:01

Oh, this motherfucking plane. They're like, let him, let him shoot him and I had.

41:05

He's not going to do it. That guy's bad too. Is any, I don't know who's bad anymore.

41:09

Yeah, I don't know. It's not very clear. I think they arrested all the bad guys.

41:12

You need him to like testify to like say all the shit that he knows. He drops the gun

41:18

that other dude picks out. This is weird. Put him in a slammer. He got shot.

41:22

He hurt anyone. What is this? Like all of garden music. It's like, it's like, you know, when you go,

41:28

you know, you don't know what you're talking about. That was so funny.

41:30

It sounds like that. We're having a massage right now. Or like the music that's flying in the back.

41:35

We're having a massage there by shoppers. It's like in that little machine,

41:39

Autumn Breeze. Yeah. Can I just go to the hospital now, please?

41:52

I'm her. I'm her. It's a great moment. But can we please take me to the hospital now?

42:02

Is this, it was like everyone was the negotiator and no one was this.

42:06

Yeah, and everyone was guilty and no one was guilty.

42:12

I hope he gets, I hope he gets the discipline.

42:15

Now Samuel, just take all that.

42:16

He's fine.

42:17

He should give him some money.

42:19

Always got his badge back.

42:20

What the fuck?

42:21

When did this happen?

42:23

Oh no, man.

42:23

That was a really long movie for the thing.

42:26

Like what happened in the movie

42:27

didn't really feel like there was a two hour situation, you know?

42:32

Oh, good lord.

42:33

That's hilarious.

42:34

I don't think it's bad.

42:35

I think it's a good night.

42:36

It's a good night.

42:37

I don't think that.

42:38

Overall, like holds up.

42:40

It's truly easy.

42:42

Also, you knew how to throw that flash mags, dude.

42:44

It's a good fucking game.

42:46

Oh, everyone.

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This has been another episode of Refine.

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90's cinema.

42:51

It's brand new to Alex.

42:52

Episode 48, I thought I was really quiet a few times

42:56

right now, so it was paying attention to what was going on.

42:58

But I still don't really understand how we got from A to B.

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I'm just going to show you.

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Talk dirty to me.